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linguoboy wrote:I don't recall coming across "watch party" before; IMD that's a "watching party".
Weird. I've only ever heard "watch party", never "watching party". (Mostly weird because we're from the same city)
But different generations, IIRC.
Hm, I don't know that we've explicitly said as such. I'm in my early thirties; what about you?

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Okay, then you're definitely in different generations! :D I'm 29, so only slightly younger than you.

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The BBC has two fine examples of syntactic ambiguity today:

Swedish politician raped for his beliefs
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Indian priest freed by militants to meet Pope
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Salmoneus wrote:The BBC has two fine examples of syntactic ambiguity today:

Swedish politician raped for his beliefs
and
Indian priest freed by militants to meet Pope
I immediately got the ambiguity in the second haedline, but it wouldn't ever have occurred to me to parse the first one as "Swedish politician committed rape due to his beliefs" if you hadn't made me search for ambiguity. To me, taking into account the usual headline conventions, only the passive interpretation ("politician was raped") seems obvious here.

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hwhatting wrote:
Salmoneus wrote:The BBC has two fine examples of syntactic ambiguity today:

Swedish politician raped for his beliefs
and
Indian priest freed by militants to meet Pope
I immediately got the ambiguity in the second haedline, but it wouldn't ever have occurred to me to parse the first one as "Swedish politician committed rape due to his beliefs" if you hadn't made me search for ambiguity. To me, taking into account the usual headline conventions, only the passive interpretation ("politician was raped") seems obvious here.
Maybe this is just because ideological raping is relatively rare, and particularly from politicians? How about "Swedish terrorist killed for his beliefs" - both interpretations possible for you there?
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Salmoneus wrote: Maybe this is just because ideological raping is relatively rare, and particularly from politicians? How about "Swedish terrorist killed for his beliefs" - both interpretations possible for you there?
I'm not native but I'd still say the passive interpretation is more salient here.
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Pole, the wrote:
Salmoneus wrote: Maybe this is just because ideological raping is relatively rare, and particularly from politicians? How about "Swedish terrorist killed for his beliefs" - both interpretations possible for you there?
I'm not native but I'd still say the passive interpretation is more salient here.
Same here. In headlinese, it would take the following to make the active interpretation the first choice for me:
1) Use of a full perfect (fat chance in a headline) or of present tense ("X rapes, kills for his beliefs") or of a simple past that is different from the past participle
2) Inclusion of an object
3) Use of the present participle
EDIT: In this specific case, the combination "terrorist" and "killed for his beliefs" would make it somewhat more likely to consider the active interpretation, but to me it would feel like a dicrepancy between syntax and meaning.

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hwhatting wrote:
Pole, the wrote:
Salmoneus wrote: Maybe this is just because ideological raping is relatively rare, and particularly from politicians? How about "Swedish terrorist killed for his beliefs" - both interpretations possible for you there?
I'm not native but I'd still say the passive interpretation is more salient here.
Same here. In headlinese, it would take the following to make the active interpretation the first choice for me:
1) Use of a full perfect (fat chance in a headline) or of present tense ("X rapes, kills for his beliefs") or of a simple past that is different from the past participle
2) Inclusion of an object
3) Use of the present participle
EDIT: In this specific case, the combination "terrorist" and "killed for his beliefs" would make it somewhat more likely to consider the active interpretation, but to me it would feel like a dicrepancy between syntax and meaning.
How about "Student killed for his mother"? Or, "Addict gambled for fun"? Or even "Assassin killed for money"?
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Salmoneus wrote: How about "Student killed for his mother"?
Passive first.
"Addict gambled for fun"?

Active only, simply because "to gamble an addict" doesn't make much sense.
Or even "Assassin killed for money"?
Passive first, and I'd file it under "poetic justice". :-)

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I think the issue is active phrases like “Terrorist attacked for his beliefs” or “Assassin killed for money” when it's obvious the bad stuff was done by the bad guy, are simply too redundant for headlinese and, to cram as much information as you can, you would most often do away with the agent altogether, saying instead “20 people killed in terrorist attack” or “50 people killed for money” &c.
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From one of my professional groups: "I need your favorite recently (past 5 years) published Spanish, Portuguese, and South/Central American indigenous languages translations for children, teens and adults."

I had to ask the OP for clarification that she meant translations into English from those languages.

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That's genius. Presumably those are the seven countries with the most fans of New Order, the band?


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Sorry for the subject matter, but the beginning of this one was for a moment a bit confusing:

Childlike sex doll man given suspended prison term
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Salmoneus wrote:Sorry for the subject matter, but the beginning of this one was for a moment a bit confusing:

Childlike sex doll man given suspended prison term
The man is childike because he likes to play with dolls ... oh, wait... ;-)

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hwhatting wrote:
Salmoneus wrote:Sorry for the subject matter, but the beginning of this one was for a moment a bit confusing:

Childlike sex doll man given suspended prison term
The man is childike because he likes to play with dolls ... oh, wait... ;-)
No, it was a sex doll in the shape of a man that was childish and given a prison term!

Oh, wait, that's confusing, too...

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Vijay wrote:
hwhatting wrote:
Salmoneus wrote:Sorry for the subject matter, but the beginning of this one was for a moment a bit confusing:

Childlike sex doll man given suspended prison term
The man is childike because he likes to play with dolls ... oh, wait... ;-)
No, it was a sex doll in the shape of a man that was childish and given a prison term!
Eh, {childlike {sex doll}} man? Like a man that is known for having/making/selling childlike sex dolls?

Sometimes I'm not sure if the people here are so bad at parsing, or just so bad at trolling.
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Pole, the wrote:
Vijay wrote:
hwhatting wrote:
Salmoneus wrote:Sorry for the subject matter, but the beginning of this one was for a moment a bit confusing:

Childlike sex doll man given suspended prison term
The man is childike because he likes to play with dolls ... oh, wait... ;-)
No, it was a sex doll in the shape of a man that was childish and given a prison term!
Eh, {childlike {sex doll}} man? Like a man that is known for having/making/selling childlike sex dolls?
No, childlike [[sex doll] man].

The sex doll is in the shape of a man.
The sex doll is also childlike.

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No, [childlike sex] [doll man].
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Maybe he was a man who sold dolls and whose wife divorced him because he acted too childish to be sexually satisfying, but then he was sent to jail for failing to make his alimony payments and has now been given a suspended prison term!

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