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Seen that hawt guy/girl on the street? Have GF/BF problems? Lack of GFs/BFs?
Tell us all about it so we can laugh in your face talk about it here

No. I am the reason we don't have threads like this.

dhokarena56 wrote:No. I am the reason we don't have threads like this.

Whyever is that so, товарищ Dhokarena?

Wattmann wrote:Seen that hawt guy/girl on the street?

But which hawt one? There's so many, and so little time!

I'm having a "visitor" come to stay for the week before, but I'm not sure if he's staying long enough to spend time for Valentine's Day.

Bristel wrote:I'm having a "visitor" come to stay for the week before, but I'm not sure if he's staying long enough to spend time for Valentine's Day.

Ew, Valentine's Day. I'm one of those grumpy old bags that hate it.

Astraios wrote:

Bristel wrote:I'm having a "visitor" come to stay for the week before, but I'm not sure if he's staying long enough to spend time for Valentine's Day.

Ew, Valentine's Day. I'm one of those grumpy old bags that hate it.

I'm bisexual toward Valentine's Day, or whatever the proper bi- or ambi- word is...

Astraios wrote:

Bristel wrote:I'm having a "visitor" come to stay for the week before, but I'm not sure if he's staying long enough to spend time for Valentine's Day.

Ew, Valentine's Day. I'm one of those grumpy old bags that hate it.

What? I can't believe you brought me to a hotel room in the mountains for valentine's sex is legen... dary

Also, ambivalent

Bristel wrote:I'm bisexual toward Valentine's Day, or whatever the proper bi- or ambi- word is...

Well then I'm a valentinophobe.

El Torco wrote:What? I can't believe you brought me to a hotel room in the mountains for valentine's sex is legen... dary

It wasn't for Valentine's sex, it was for yours. :3

linguoboy wrote:We already have this thread.

This is not the love advice thread
This is the thread where we talk about our day to day love.


I can't understand half of the things my GF's saying. Yes, we speak the same tongue, same dialect and whatnot, but she's talking as if she were using Azeri syntax with Wuikala semantics and pragmatics.
Women logic?
Edit: I might consider gayifying myself - I can understand guys better than girls...

Wattman wrote:talking as if she were using Azeri syntax with Wuikala semantics and pragmatics.

I feel like this about myself sometimes. xD

Wattmann wrote:

linguoboy wrote:We already have this thread.

This is not the love advice thread
This is the thread where we talk about our day to day love.

Sounds pretty Ephemeral to me.

linguoboy wrote:

Wattmann wrote:

linguoboy wrote:We already have this thread.

This is not the love advice thread
This is the thread where we talk about our day to day love.

Sounds pretty Ephemeral to me.

It would get purged after some time. That's not cool.

The most recent brush I've had with love is liking someone who doesn't like me back in that way, which just sucked. But I think I've escaped those feelings now, so that's good.

Wattmann wrote:It would get purged after some time. That's not cool.

If your quotidian thoughts are so precious, don't entrust them to a stranger to archive. Make your own copies of all your posts. In fact, have them etched into titanium so future generations will know the benefit of your deathless insights.

I'm in love with someone who seems to be struggling with their sexuality, but I cannot visit often enough to try being better friends with in the first place.

21st century relationships ftl.

Astraios wrote:

Bristel wrote:I'm bisexual toward Valentine's Day, or whatever the proper bi- or ambi- word is...

Well then I'm a valentinophobe.

El Torco wrote:What? I can't believe you brought me to a hotel room in the mountains for valentine's sex is legen... dary

It wasn't for Valentine's sex, it was for yours. :3

*Torco stares blankly, clearly missing some of the pragmatics involved.*

I'm in love with someone who seems to be struggling with their sexuality, but I cannot visit often enough to try being better friends with in the first place.

Ouch, that sucks. I once was with a chick who didn't know if she was a lesbian or not and, well... drama.
i see no better way than to wait it out and see what comes out of it, preferably being their ally in said struggle, if at all possible

Too many cute boys and not enough gay ones

I'm married minus the whole marriage part.

El Torco wrote:*Torco stares blankly, clearly missing some of the pragmatics involved.*

I didn't bring you to the hotel for Valentine's sex (sex with a guy named Valentine), but for yours (sex with you).

Viktor77 wrote:I'm married minus the whole marriage part.

It's so depressing. You're like thirteen, you can't be settled down already!

Viktor77 wrote:I'm married minus the whole marriage part.

Likewise. Well, we've agreed that one day we will get married but are not engaged. We've started brainstorming for the wedding. Basically, we have to not make it look like a wedding or I'll freak out and run away and start a new life. There will be a ceilidh and plenty of good ales...

Whether we serve our guest the flesh of animals who were killed because of tradition and indifference meat is a point of tension. So is whether or not we have Best Men. I don't see the point. Also, I'm worried that I won't be able to invite enough guests as a lot of my friends live overseas and my family are all really misanthropic.

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Asahi wrote:

Wattmann wrote:Seen that hawt guy/girl on the street? Have GF/BF problems? Lack of GFs/BFs?
Tell us all about it so we can laugh in your face talk about it here

Mehhh, I'm too young for one .___.

How young could you possibly be?

February marks three years since I last had sex. Woe is me. I'm just a bit shit at starting relationships and all that jazz.