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Anguipes wrote:Why do so many ZBB threads devolve into bestiality?
Get your concepts straight. A dog trying to rape you is not bestiality, you trying to rape a dog is. Animal "fondness" of humans is referred to as anthropophilia.

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Bestiality, anthropophilia, zoophilia, inter-species* fucking, whatever.

*or should that be extra-species?
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Anguipes wrote:Bestiality, anthropophilia, zoophilia, inter-species fucking, whatever.
Fits your Avatar avatar xD.

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Torco wrote:oh, come on, don't tell me you're one of those people who think cats are actually dangerous to human beings, man
You think they're harmless? You've clearly only seen cats on TV.

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Anguipes wrote:Bestiality, anthropophilia, zoophilia, inter-species* fucking, whatever.

*or should that be extra-species?
inter works. inter-species = between different species; intra-species = between members of the same species, c.f. intercellular communication vs. intracellular communication.

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Astraios wrote:
Torco wrote:oh, come on, don't tell me you're one of those people who think cats are actually dangerous to human beings, man
You think they're harmless? You've clearly only seen cats on TV.
oh, I've seen plenty cats, I've lived with a few. thing is, they're really small and can hardly do anything to you, other than paw you.

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Torco wrote:oh, I've seen plenty cats, I've lived with a few. thing is, they're really small and can hardly do anything to you, other than paw you.
pss those cats were pussies. meet business cat meme, he can even fire you.

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Eandil wrote:
Torco wrote:oh, I've seen plenty cats, I've lived with a few. thing is, they're really small and can hardly do anything to you, other than paw you.
pss those cats were pussies. meet business cat meme, he can even fire you.
xD

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Kitties can drive you mad, either through unrelenting staring or, when that fails, toxoplasmosis.

Don't diss the Kitty!

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"Paw"? Do you have skin with no nerve endings in it or what?

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Astraios wrote:"Paw"? Do you have skin with no nerve endings in it or what?
okay, paw with some scratches... nothing on the level of a 1000~2000 pound bite, tho.

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I've had to "unhook" a cat from my face once. Don't tell me they're harmless. :P
It was about time I changed this.

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treegod wrote:I've had to "unhook" a cat from my face once. Don't tell me they're harmless. :P
xDDD very graphic

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Hm yeah, claws from all four feet at once that could leave a disease in the scratches (plus super sharp teeth if they're trying to really attack you). Totally not dangerous at all...

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treegod wrote:I've had to "unhook" a cat from my face once. Don't tell me they're harmless. :P
bikes aren't harmless either, you can die from a crash into one... but cars are more so.
come on guise, proportion. how many people die from cat attacks?

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Torco wrote:
treegod wrote:I've had to "unhook" a cat from my face once. Don't tell me they're harmless. :P
bikes aren't harmless either, you can die from a crash into one... but cars are more so.
come on guise, proportion. how many people die from cat attacks?
How many people actually die from some extremely toxic rare chemical compound would make it harmless? :P

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What if I told you I was driving with the cat hooked onto my face? (which I wasn't, but that's just not the point now, is it?)
It was about time I changed this.

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treegod wrote:What if I told you I was driving with the cat hooked onto my face? (which I wasn't, but that's just not the point now, is it?)
funnier mental image xDDD

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You just said cats are totally harmless (or at least you implied that in the way you phrased your utterance to ridicule people who think cats aren't harmless). Now you're saying they're not harmless, so U LIE.

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Astraios wrote:You just said cats are totally harmless (or at least you implied that in the way you phrased your utterance to ridicule people who think cats aren't harmless). Now you're saying they're not harmless, so U LIE.
NO U LIE, Y U NO STOP LLYING. I didn't say they're entirely harmless... just negligibly harmful when compared with dogs. because dogs kill people, and cats don't... except on account of being toxically dirty.
and making me sneeze, damn furballs.

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Torco wrote:
Astraios wrote:You just said cats are totally harmless (or at least you implied that in the way you phrased your utterance to ridicule people who think cats aren't harmless). Now you're saying they're not harmless, so U LIE.
NO U LIE, Y U NO STOP LLYING. I didn't say they're entirely harmless... just negligibly harmful when compared with dogs. because dogs kill people, and cats don't... except on account of being toxically dirty.
and making me sneeze, damn furballs.

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peepz, precious? what's peepz, precious?
ruin nasty fish.

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Don't forget feline machinations to take over the world.
It was about time I changed this.

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Torco wrote:
treegod wrote:I've had to "unhook" a cat from my face once. Don't tell me they're harmless. :P
bikes aren't harmless either, you can die from a crash into one... but cars are more so.
come on guise, proportion. how many people die from cat attacks?
Dunno.

But I've found some NHS stats on deaths from hospital-admitted toxoplasmosis:
2007/08 - 9 deaths
2008/09 - 0
2009/10 - 4

http://www.hesonline.nhs.uk/Ease/servle ... oryID=1299

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http://www.anapsid.org/pdv-boid.html
"every 40 seconds someone seeks medical attention because a dog bit them in america"
"in 1994 800.000 people went to the hospital because of dog bites"

why can't gringos make decent statistics?

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