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Bestiality, anthropophilia, zoophilia, inter-species* fucking, whatever.

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Kitties can drive you mad, either through unrelenting staring or, when that fails, toxoplasmosis.

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"Paw"? Do you have skin with no nerve endings in it or what?


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I've had to "unhook" a cat from my face once. Don't tell me they're harmless. :P

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Hm yeah, claws from all four feet at once that could leave a disease in the scratches (plus super sharp teeth if they're trying to really attack you). Totally not dangerous at all...


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What if I told you I was driving with the cat hooked onto my face? (which I wasn't, but that's just not the point now, is it?)

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You just said cats are totally harmless (or at least you implied that in the way you phrased your utterance to ridicule people who think cats aren't harmless). Now you're saying they're not harmless, so U LIE.


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peepz, precious? what's peepz, precious?
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"every 40 seconds someone seeks medical attention because a dog bit them in america"
"in 1994 800.000 people went to the hospital because of dog bites"

why can't gringos make decent statistics?

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