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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:07 am 
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Anguipes wrote:
Why do so many ZBB threads devolve into bestiality?

Get your concepts straight. A dog trying to rape you is not bestiality, you trying to rape a dog is. Animal "fondness" of humans is referred to as anthropophilia.


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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:00 am 
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Bestiality, anthropophilia, zoophilia, inter-species* fucking, whatever.

*or should that be extra-species?

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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:00 am 
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Anguipes wrote:
Bestiality, anthropophilia, zoophilia, inter-species fucking, whatever.

Fits your Avatar avatar xD.


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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:01 am 
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Torco wrote:
oh, come on, don't tell me you're one of those people who think cats are actually dangerous to human beings, man
You think they're harmless? You've clearly only seen cats on TV.


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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:04 am 
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Anguipes wrote:
Bestiality, anthropophilia, zoophilia, inter-species* fucking, whatever.

*or should that be extra-species?

inter works. inter-species = between different species; intra-species = between members of the same species, c.f. intercellular communication vs. intracellular communication.


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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:23 am 
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Astraios wrote:
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oh, come on, don't tell me you're one of those people who think cats are actually dangerous to human beings, man
You think they're harmless? You've clearly only seen cats on TV.

oh, I've seen plenty cats, I've lived with a few. thing is, they're really small and can hardly do anything to you, other than paw you.

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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:07 am 
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Torco wrote:
oh, I've seen plenty cats, I've lived with a few. thing is, they're really small and can hardly do anything to you, other than paw you.

pss those cats were pussies. meet business cat meme, he can even fire you.


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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:15 am 
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Eandil wrote:
Torco wrote:
oh, I've seen plenty cats, I've lived with a few. thing is, they're really small and can hardly do anything to you, other than paw you.

pss those cats were pussies. meet business cat meme, he can even fire you.

xD

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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:35 am 
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Kitties can drive you mad, either through unrelenting staring or, when that fails, toxoplasmosis.

Don't diss the Kitty!


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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:16 pm 
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"Paw"? Do you have skin with no nerve endings in it or what?


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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:21 pm 
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Astraios wrote:
"Paw"? Do you have skin with no nerve endings in it or what?

okay, paw with some scratches... nothing on the level of a 1000~2000 pound bite, tho.

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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:22 pm 
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I've had to "unhook" a cat from my face once. Don't tell me they're harmless. :P

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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:26 pm 
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treegod wrote:
I've had to "unhook" a cat from my face once. Don't tell me they're harmless. :P

xDDD very graphic


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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:26 pm 
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Hm yeah, claws from all four feet at once that could leave a disease in the scratches (plus super sharp teeth if they're trying to really attack you). Totally not dangerous at all...


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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:27 pm 
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treegod wrote:
I've had to "unhook" a cat from my face once. Don't tell me they're harmless. :P

bikes aren't harmless either, you can die from a crash into one... but cars are more so.
come on guise, proportion. how many people die from cat attacks?

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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:31 pm 
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Torco wrote:
treegod wrote:
I've had to "unhook" a cat from my face once. Don't tell me they're harmless. :P

bikes aren't harmless either, you can die from a crash into one... but cars are more so.
come on guise, proportion. how many people die from cat attacks?

How many people actually die from some extremely toxic rare chemical compound would make it harmless? :P


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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:32 pm 
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What if I told you I was driving with the cat hooked onto my face? (which I wasn't, but that's just not the point now, is it?)

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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:34 pm 
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treegod wrote:
What if I told you I was driving with the cat hooked onto my face? (which I wasn't, but that's just not the point now, is it?)

funnier mental image xDDD


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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:34 pm 
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You just said cats are totally harmless (or at least you implied that in the way you phrased your utterance to ridicule people who think cats aren't harmless). Now you're saying they're not harmless, so U LIE.


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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:38 pm 
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Astraios wrote:
You just said cats are totally harmless (or at least you implied that in the way you phrased your utterance to ridicule people who think cats aren't harmless). Now you're saying they're not harmless, so U LIE.

NO U LIE, Y U NO STOP LLYING. I didn't say they're entirely harmless... just negligibly harmful when compared with dogs. because dogs kill people, and cats don't... except on account of being toxically dirty.
and making me sneeze, damn furballs.

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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:43 pm 
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Torco wrote:
Astraios wrote:
You just said cats are totally harmless (or at least you implied that in the way you phrased your utterance to ridicule people who think cats aren't harmless). Now you're saying they're not harmless, so U LIE.

NO U LIE, Y U NO STOP LLYING. I didn't say they're entirely harmless... just negligibly harmful when compared with dogs. because dogs kill people, and cats don't... except on account of being toxically dirty.
and making me sneeze, damn furballs.

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Well dogs also save more peepz than cats.


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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:47 pm 
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peepz, precious? what's peepz, precious?
ruin nasty fish.

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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:50 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:59 pm 
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Torco wrote:
treegod wrote:
I've had to "unhook" a cat from my face once. Don't tell me they're harmless. :P

bikes aren't harmless either, you can die from a crash into one... but cars are more so.
come on guise, proportion. how many people die from cat attacks?

Dunno.

But I've found some NHS stats on deaths from hospital-admitted toxoplasmosis:
2007/08 - 9 deaths
2008/09 - 0
2009/10 - 4

http://www.hesonline.nhs.uk/Ease/servle ... oryID=1299


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 Post subject: Re: The coping thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:06 pm 
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http://www.anapsid.org/pdv-boid.html
"every 40 seconds someone seeks medical attention because a dog bit them in america"
"in 1994 800.000 people went to the hospital because of dog bites"

why can't gringos make decent statistics?

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