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 Post subject: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 12:46 pm 
Avisaru
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Posts: 492
Location: Michigan, USA
Why not?

As in the 2013 thread, there's no obligation to fill everything out, just fill out what you're comfortable/feel like filling out. Mostly kept the 2013 version, but threw in a few changes here and there.

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Username:
Name:
Other nicknames (including good stories, if you have any):
Birthplace:
Place of residence:
Any particular reason you live there now?
Occupation:
Pets (+5 extra credit if you provide photographic evidence):

Identity
Gender:
Sexuality:
Relationship:
Nationality:
Ethnicity:
Religion:
Politics:

Measurements
Age:
Height:
Weight:
Shoe size:
Blood type:
Handedness:

Languages (including level of fluency!)
Native language(s):
Other languages:
Your conlangs:
Natlangs or conlangs you have interest in but have never actually learned any of aside from maybe reading a paper on it once:

Favourites - only 1 each!
Favourite language:
Favourite colour:
Favourite food:
Favourite drink:
Favourite animal:
Favourite sport:
Favourite book:
Favourite movie:
Favourite video game:
Favourite non-video game:

Extra Credit
1) Link to the funniest picture you know of on the internet that isn't goatse.
2) What's the most interesting place you've ever been to?

EDIT: Minor but actually quite important change made to the wording of one of the questions.

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I generally forget to say, so if it's relevant and I don't mention it--I'm from Southern Michigan and speak Inland North American English. Yes, I have the Northern Cities Vowel Shift; no, I don't have the cot-caught merger; and it is called pop.


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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:28 pm 
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Posts: 108
Location: Western Jutland, Denmark
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Username: Gufferdk
Name: Gustav
Other nicknames (including good stories, if you have any): None
Place of residence: Northwestern Jutland
Any particular reason you live there now? My family lives there.
Occupation: Student
Pets (+5 extra credit if you provide photographic evidence): Felix, the obese cat:
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Identity
Gender: Male
Relationship: Single
Nationality:Danish
Ethnicity: Danish
Religion: Agnostic atheism, though I do participate in Christmas and I will still attend church if people I know are being married, etc.
Politics: By danish standars I'm socially significantly left-wing and economically more average left wing. I support the party Radikale Venstre.

Measurements
Height: 1 meter and eighty-something
Weight:Low end of the spectrum, long time since last measurement.
Shoe size: 43
Blood type: ?
Handedness: Right

Languages (including level of fluency!)
Native language(s) throat disease: Danish
Other languages: English(fluent), German(semi-conversational)
Your conlangs: Still very much WIP
Natlangs or conlangs you have interest in but have never actually learned any of aside from maybe reading a paper on it once: The Eskimo Languages, Russian, Cree

Favourites - only 1 each!
Favourite language: ?
Favourite colour: Light blue
Favourite food: Homemade food
Favourite drink: Herbal tea
Favourite animal: Cats
Favourite sport: Rowing
Favourite book: I don't have a favourite one, but "Fermats Last Theorem" by Simon Singh, Bill Bryson's "A short story of almost everything", and Rick Riordans "Percy Jackson"-series are all pretty good.
Favourite movie: I don't watch a lot of movies.
Favourite video game: Sid Meier's Civilisations V
Favourite non-video game: Werewolf

Extra Credit
1) Link to the funniest picture you know of on the internet. Probably this:
http://orig06.deviantart.net/b6c7/f/201 ... 95ezhj.png
2) What's the most interesting place you've ever been to? New Zealand, on a 6½-week trip when I was younger.

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Languages i am studying: Deutsch, Español


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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:42 pm 
Smeric
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Joined: Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:44 am
Posts: 1998
Location: suburbs of Mrin
I wrote:
Basics
Username: mèþru
Other nicknames: Colt47

Identity
Gender: Social gender is stupid.

Measurements
Shoe size: I don't know
Blood type: I don't know
Handedness: Mixed dominance

Languages
Languages:
English
Spoken Hebrew
French (learning)
Latin (learning)
My conlangs:
agefaqeg is my only conlang which is developed enough to write sentences in. Most of these are just phonologies or phonologies with a morphology:
brazi
bur̃śtain
krixat
Classical raù
Proto-Degilyl (The name "Degilyl" actually comes from agefqeg, it means fourth (faqegans believed Degilyl speakers were the fourth race to be created))
riseni
šazeki
tomaba
varikèvi
Various others that don't have names yet

Favourites
Favourite colour: Like teal, but brighter
Favourite drink: Water
Favourite book: Interesting Times by Terry Pratchett
Favourite movie: Casablanca

Now I add:
German (interest in learning after I feel competent in French and Classical Latin)

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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 2:00 pm 
Sumerul
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Joined: Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:27 pm
Posts: 2635
Location: Memphis, Tennessee
Basics
Username: Viktor77
Name: Eric
Other nicknames (including good stories, if you have any): Once called Triple A by a cool black guy in school
Birthplace: Saginaw, Michigan, USA
Place of residence: Liège, Wallonia, Belgium
Any particular reason you live there now? Studying abroad, will move back to Champaign or Urbana, Illinois
Occupation: MA student and teaching assistant at Université de Liège and University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Pets (+5 extra credit if you provide photographic evidence): Does my husband count?

Identity
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Gay as the day is long
Relationship: Joined in Holy matrimony, unless you ask a Republican
Nationality: American though if Trump is elected President then Canadian
Ethnicity: White, roughly 70% German blood, the rest being English, Welsh, French (Canadian), Polish perhaps. Europeans think I'm German so I my German blood must be showing
Religion: Agnostic Atheist. I don't believe we can prove or disprove the existence of a God(s).
Politics: The Political Compass quiz says I'm a Libertarian socialist, but I consider myself more of a Democratic socialist with various bizarre conservative opinions (pro-death penalty, majorly)

Measurements
Age: 24
Height: 6 feet 0 inches I imagine
Weight: Yea no
Shoe size: Never freaking fluctuates, always 11.5 US
Blood type: A-, 10% of the population so that's my special snowflake thing
Handedness: Right, and my left hand is useless except that I can only drive with my left hand

Languages (including level of fluency!)
Native language(s): American English (Inland North dialect)
Other languages: French C1 I'd think but I refuse to test it, Spanish B2 if I recover it from the depths of my brain, Dutch and German A2 if I'm being generous
Your conlangs: Falgwian spoken in Falgwia
Natlangs or conlangs you have interest in but have never actually learned any of aside from maybe reading a paper on it once: All 3 major Baltic languages, Hungarian, Old English, a ton of other languages that change constantly. Like right now my mind wants to learn Icelandic but it knows that it must focus on French, German, and Dutch.

Favourites - only 1 each!
Favourite language: Damn, probably between French or German. Of a language I don't speak perhaps Finnish. (Sorry that's more than 1)
Favourite colour: Navy blue
Favourite food: Friggin' donuts man
Favourite drink: Water, it is just so refreshing to drink a glass of water in the morning
Favourite animal: Armadillos because they are adorable
Favourite sport: Hockey
Favourite book: Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky
Favourite movie: Titanic, don't judge me
Favourite video game: I don't really play them but perhaps Runescape from years ago
Favourite non-video game: Trick-taking card games of any sort really

Extra Credit
1) Link to the funniest picture you know of on the internet.
https://i.imgur.com/T2TGdP7.jpg
2) What's the most interesting place you've ever been to?
For an interesting place, Luxembourg. For a beautiful place, the Idaho Panhandle/Western Montana or Ghent, Belgium

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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 2:10 pm 
Smeric
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Joined: Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:44 am
Posts: 1998
Location: suburbs of Mrin
I forgot to add:
Favourite Language: Would be French if the writing was more phonemic.

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ìtsanso, God In The Mountain, may our names inspire the deepest feelings of fear in urkos and all his ilk, for we have saved another man from his lies! I welcome back to the feast hall kal, who will never gamble again! May the eleven gods bless him!
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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:31 pm 
Avisaru
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Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:02 pm
Posts: 738
Location: Luxembourg
Basics
Username: vampireshark
Name: Larry Honaker
Birthplace: Honolulu, Hawaii, USA
Place of residence: Luxembourg, Luxembourg
Any particular reason you live there now? I'm a student at the university here. Yes, there's a university here in Luxembourg.
Occupation: Ph.D. Student
Pets (+5 extra credit if you provide photographic evidence): none in Luxembourg

Identity
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Bisexual
Relationship: Single
Nationality: USA
Ethnicity: Standard Western European (British Isles, German, and Swiss)
Religion: Atheist
Politics: Centrist with a strong libertarian streak

Measurements
Age: 25 and change
Height: 5'4"/163 cm
Weight: 110 lbs/50 kg
Shoe size: 8.5 US/43 EU
Blood type: A-
Handedness: Strongly right-handed

Languages (including level of fluency!)
Native language(s): English
Other languages: French (B2-C1 or so, I think?), German (A1-A2), and bits and pieces of others like Japanese, Spanish, Italian, Hungarian...
Your conlangs: Ilian, Telèmor, Oshaharu, Mis, and some others in hibernation
Natlangs or conlangs you have interest in but have never actually learned any of aside from maybe reading a paper on it once: Chinese, Japanese, Hindi, and Farsi

Favourites - only 1 each!
Favourite language: To speak? French, because you can make insults sound so pretty.
Favourite colour: Blue, preferably a nice, royal blue
Favourite food: A nice pie, preferably the ones like my mother makes
Favourite drink: German Orange Fanta (Cheerwine, a North Carolinian soft drink, is a close second)
Favourite animal: Ball python
Favourite sport: To watch, baseball; tennis on occasion as well
Favourite book: Eyes of the Dragon by Stephen King
Favourite movie: Pan's Labyrinth
Favourite video game: Mass Effect 2
Favourite non-video game: Magic: The Gathering

Extra Credit
1) Link to the funniest picture you know of on the internet. I'd actually go for a video, but it's behind a paywall...
2) What's the most interesting place you've ever been to? Probably South Korea; spent a month doing research near Seoul

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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:37 pm 
Avisaru
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Joined: Tue Sep 16, 2003 10:42 am
Posts: 639
Location: Reykjavík, Iceland
Basics
Username: vec
Name: Kári
Other nicknames (including good stories, if you have any): vegfarandi
Birthplace: Reykjavík, Iceland
Place of residence: Brooklyn, New York
Occupation: Graphic Designer at Audible
Pets (+5 extra credit if you provide photographic evidence): No

Identity
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Homo
Relationship: Married
Nationality: Icelandic
Ethnicity: Icelandic
Religion: None
Politics: #feelthebern

Measurements
Age: 27
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 198 lbs.
Shoe size: 43
Blood type: O–, but due to homosexuality, not usable for saving lives
Handedness: Right

Languages (including level of fluency!)
Native language(s): Icelandic, English
Other languages: Spanish, Danish, Latin
Your conlangs: Uscaniv, Imutan, Kiassan Turasta, Lomanin, Kìn-Sang, Proto-Rompian (with Cedh), Əktoś Duəmeuk and a lot more
Natlangs or conlangs you have interest in but have never actually learned any of aside from maybe reading a paper on it once: Japanese, Chinese, Indonesian, Sumerian, Datooga, Ancient Egyptian

Favourites - only 1 each!
Favourite language: Ancient Egyptian
Favourite colour: Teal
Favourite food: Chipotle Burritos?
Favourite drink: Black Iced Tea
Favourite animal: Lemurs
Favourite sport: Powerlifting
Favourite book: The Amber Spyglass by Philip Pullman
Favourite movie: Of 2015, Carol by Todd Haynes
Favourite video game: Sim City 3000
Favourite non-video game: Ticket to Ride

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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:13 pm 
Smeric
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Joined: Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:00 pm
Posts: 1630
Location: Braunschweig, Germany
Basics
Username: WeepingElf
Name: Jörg Rhiemeier
Other nicknames (including good stories, if you have any): None
Birthplace: Lemgo, Germany
Place of residence: Braunschweig, Germany
Any particular reason you live there now? Went there to study computer science, stuck here
Occupation: Library employee
Pets (+5 extra credit if you provide photographic evidence): None

Identity
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Relationship: Single
Nationality: German
Ethnicity: Low German
Religion: Rosicrucian
Politics: Green

Measurements
Age: 46
Height: 177 cm
Weight: 80 kg
Shoe size: 41
Blood type: A+ or B+ (inferred from parents' blood types)
Handedness: Right

Languages (including level of fluency!)
Native language(s): German
Other languages: English (fluent); Latin, French, Spanish, Dutch (basic)
Your conlangs: Old Albic, Roman Germanech, a few unfinished ones
Natlangs or conlangs you have interest in but have never actually learned any of aside from maybe reading a paper on it once: Georgian, Insular Celtic languages, Quendian (Tolkien's Elvish) languages

Favourites - only 1 each!
Favourite language: Georgian
Favourite colour: Purple
Favourite food: Vegetarian pizza
Favourite drink: A&O (1:1 mix of apple juice and orange juice)
Favourite animal: don't know
Favourite sport: Fully clothed swimming
Favourite book: J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
Favourite movie: The Lord of the Rings
Favourite video game: None, don't care about them
Favourite non-video game: None, I'm not much into gaming

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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 7:36 pm 
Avisaru
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Posts: 722
Username: Matrix
Other nicknames (including good stories, if you have any): Skitty, Skittles
Birthplace: Montreal
Place of residence: Vancouver
Occupation: Lapsed Student
Pets (+5 extra credit if you provide photographic evidence): Frankie, Sarah, Leo, Silly, and Spots, all cats.
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From the left: Frankie, Leo, and Sarah.
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Identity
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship: None :(
Nationality: Canadian
Ethnicity: English/Irish/Scottish/French
Religion: Usually Apatheist, but Strong Atheist when angered. Opposed to organized religion, but personal religion people keep to themselves is fine.
Politics: I voted NDP in the last election.

Measurements
Age: 25 (26 in April)
Height: 5' 8"
Weight: 145lbs
Shoe size: 9 or 10 or something??
Blood type: no clue
Handedness: right

Languages (including level of fluency!)
Native language(s): English
Other languages: I can sorta sometimes understand French labels. I also remember a few things from Japanese class in high school.
Your conlangs: Maja, Mecongai, Nahakhontl, Salenzic languages (Salenzian, Xenosian, Ticonderan), Northeastern Pre-Xenosian, Zarcosic languages (Zarcosian, Wastelandic Zarcosian, Kandurian), Talurmen, Southlandic, Tumatimarh, Ishdes.

Favourites - only 1 each!
Favourite colour: Green
Favourite food: Caramilk
Favourite drink: Pepsi
Favourite animal: cat
Favourite book: The Dresden Files series
Favourite movie: either Snatch or The Fifth Element
Favourite video game: Right now, probably the new Shadowrun series (Returns, Dragonfall, Hong Kong)
Favourite non-video game: either FATE or 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons

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Adúljôžal ônal kol ví éža únah kex yaxlr gmlĥ hôga jô ônal kru ansu frú.
Ansu frú ônal savel zaš gmlĥ a vek Adúljôžal vé jaga čaþ kex.
Ônal zeh. Ônal zeh. Ônal zeh. Ônal zeh. Ônal zeh. Ônal zeh. Ônal zeh.


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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 1:42 am 
Smeric
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Joined: Fri Mar 12, 2004 11:46 am
Posts: 1035
Location: Réunion
Basics
Username: jmcd
Name: James McDonald/Jamie
Other nicknames (including good stories, if you have any):Samy/Shaggy (I once went to a Halloween night unshaven and claimed that my costume was Shaggy from Scooby Doo)
Birthplace: Edinburgh, Scotland
Place of residence: Saint-Denis, Réunion
Any particular reason you live there now? I came here for studies and liked it so back when found job
Occupation: teacher, animateur
Pets (+5 extra credit if you provide photographic evidence): n/a

Identity
Gender: male
Sexuality: straight
Relationship: since about a month
Nationality: Scottish
Ethnicity: Scottish/German
Religion: n/a
Politics: Green, independentist

Measurements
Age:26
Height:172cm
Weight:75kg
Shoe size:34
Blood type:?
Handedness:right

Languages (including level of fluency!)
Native language(s): English, Scots
Other languages: Réunion Creole (fluent), French (fluent), German (a few vocab gaps and grammar brain farts), Malagasy (basics), Scottish Gaelic (basics), a few others (including Japanese, Hindi, Korean) below basics
Your conlangs: A few WIP
Natlangs or conlangs you have interest in but have never actually learned any of aside from maybe reading a paper on it once: usually I get around to learning some but not enough

Favourites - only 1 each! (:()
Favourite language: Malagasy
Favourite colour: green
Favourite food: rougail boudin (like a black pudding curry without the curry powder)
Favourite drink: mango lassi
Favourite animal: humans
Favourite sport: weightlifting
Favourite book: How to make friends and influence people
Favourite movie: depends on genre (Les Profs for comedy, Hobbit 1 for adventure, The Prestige for suspense)
Favourite video game:
Favourite non-video game: Concept

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1) Link to the funniest picture you know of on the internet. http://www.mememaker.net/meme/i-dinna-a ... fits-fit5/
2) What's the most interesting place you've ever been to?[/quote]


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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 1:13 pm 
Avisaru
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Posts: 492
Location: Michigan, USA
Viktor77 wrote:
Birthplace: Saginaw, Michigan, USA


Well, there's a surprise. I was born there and grew up in Birch Run, myself! (literally born there, that is, at Saginaw General Hospital)

@vec - favorite game is Ticket to Ride, eh? You and my sister would get along well... she's always trying to coerce me into playing.

I suppose I should probably answer my own census, huh...

Basics
Username: alynnidalar
Name: Allison
Other nicknames (including good stories, if you have any): My sister calls me "Albert", which I've given up on trying to get her to stop.
Birthplace: Saginaw, MI, per above
Place of residence: Bay City, MI
Any particular reason you live there now? Mostly because my family's here.
Occupation: (in-house) application developer
Pets (+5 extra credit if you provide photographic evidence): I'll post a picture of my potted poinsettia later, I got it for a dollar on Black Friday so it's shocking the thing is still alive. The poinsettia of legend:
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Identity
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Relationship: none :(
Nationality: American
Ethnicity: throw a dart at a map of Europe and you'll hit the home of one of my ancestors
Religion: non-denominational Christian
Politics: more right than left on most issues, but these days mostly just confused.

Measurements
Age: 23
Height: 5'6" / 168 cm
Weight: uh... 135 lbs or so / 61 kg
Shoe size: 8, 8.5 US depending on the brand. Dunno in men's sizes, I always forget the conversion.
Blood type: never learned it
Handedness: right

Languages (including level of fluency!)
Native language(s): English
Other languages: execrable (Mexican) Spanish
Your conlangs: Tirina, Azen, a few other more sketchy things
Natlangs or conlangs you have interest in but have never actually learned any of aside from maybe reading a paper on it once: Ojibwe, the Chinese languages, Hebrew

Favourites - only 1 each!
Favourite language: ???
Favourite colour: dark green
Favourite food: tacos al pastor
Favourite drink: hot chocolate
Favourite animal: hawks and falcons are pretty neat
Favourite sport: not a big sports fan, but hockey games are fun
Favourite book: Dresden Files, maybe--it's hard for me to pin it down
Favourite movie: the Bourne movies, probably
Favourite video game: Mass Effect series, probably
Favourite non-video game: Game of Things is a lot of fun

Extra Credit
1) Link to the funniest picture you know of on the internet. There are many options, but here's a good classic: http://i.imgur.com/lbuGp.jpg
2) What's the most interesting place you've ever been to? I visited a bioluminescent bay in Puerto Rico several years ago, it was incredibly cool. Actually, that whole trip was awesome, I need to go back one of these days.

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I generally forget to say, so if it's relevant and I don't mention it--I'm from Southern Michigan and speak Inland North American English. Yes, I have the Northern Cities Vowel Shift; no, I don't have the cot-caught merger; and it is called pop.


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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 1:44 pm 
Sumerul
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Location: Memphis, Tennessee
alynnidalar wrote:
Viktor77 wrote:
Birthplace: Saginaw, Michigan, USA


Well, there's a surprise. I was born there and grew up in Birch Run, myself! (literally born there, that is, at Saginaw General Hospital)
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Place of residence: Bay City, MI


Holy carp, I never thought I'd meet someone else born in Saginaw. I was also born at Saginaw General Hospital, I think. I know Birch Run well as well. And Bay City, I know Bay City really well! I bet we have friends in common. :o

BTW when your profile said Michigan I just assumed Detroit or Grand Rapids area. I'm terrible. :P I just didn't think anyone else could be from the tri-cities on here.

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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 3:02 pm 
Sumerul
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Posts: 4545
Location: the Imperial Corridor
Basics
Username: zompist
Name: Enver Hoxha
Other nicknames (including good stories, if you have any): Bunker King
Birthplace: Gjirokastër, Ottoman Empire
Place of residence: Tirana
Any particular reason you live there now? I am the First Secretary of the Party of Labour of Albania.
Occupation: First Secretary of the Party of Labour of Albania
Pets (+5 extra credit if you provide photographic evidence): Black cats follow me around everywhere I go.

Identity
Gender: These go to 11.mpg
Sexuality: Chaotic Neutral
Relationship: Many (gay harem)
Nationality: CSA, but for the tyrant Lincoln
Ethnicity: 'Merican
Religion: 'Merican Civil Religion (Fundamentalist), Sacred Mysteries of Ben Franklin
Politics: Absolutely haram

Measurements
Age: Ȉ̷͔̱͍̭̳̱̮̟͍̜͙͈͇̼̗̱̑ͯ̉̐̓̈̇ͦ̈́̌̓ͦ͟͜͢ ḁ̵̡̘̙̭͕͓̳̝̣̬̞ͥ͛̏̇ͬͤ̑͋ͪ͊ͣͪͭ̽͢m̶͈̯͎̺̞̤̘̼̯͒͂͌̌͗͗͋ͫ̕͘͠ ë̸̵̡̧̛̖̰̰̠̟̟̙̤̜͐͂ͯ̑ͪ͆ͯt̬̪̙͍͇̲͕̳ͧͫ̐ͨ͊̾͑̓́͟ȩ̶̶̺̞͚͎̟̓͆͒̑ͧ͌̋̊͒̇ͦ̽̒̈́ͯ͟͞ͅŕ̴̨͓̬̫̹̦̼̆̋͊ͪ̐ͪͧ̌̉̇͒͆͐̕͠͠ṉ̡̤̖̮̙͚̝͓̺͎͎̙̥͓͈̱̪̭̈̏̏ͦ̓͐̋͢͡͝ͅa̒ͣ̈̀ͫ͑̚̚҉̨̢͍̦̥͕͈͡l̸̨̮͙͕̮͎͍̞̞̰̠̩̣̥̦͕ͥ̒̈́̏̀̋͒̑͗͡ͅ.̡̓͊̆̂̀ͣ̏͋͏̖̫̤̭̟̦͖̖͡
Height: 6'5"
Weight: I have transcended the material realm and become a being of pure energy.
Shoe size: 14
Blood type: I have transcended blood and learned to sparkle like a vampire in a teen romance novel.
Handedness: Far Right

Languages (including level of fluency!)
Native language(s): 'Merican
Other languages: Primarily Ruby and Python, but I can use any type of gem to control any type of snake.
Your conlangs: Giga-Chechen, In Which <Q> Is A Vowel, Juche Wizard, Heavenly Empire of Shit China
Natlangs or conlangs you have interest in but have never actually learned any of aside from maybe reading a paper on it once: all of them

Favourites - only 1 each!
Favourite language: 'Merican
Favourite colour: Red, white, and blue. 'Merica.
Favourite food: Steak sub
Favourite drink: Laphroaig
Favourite animal: The 'party' variety
Favourite sport: Detonator
Favourite book: Zhuangzi
Favourite movie: Stroszek
Favourite video game: Lemmings
Favourite non-video game: Detonator

Extra Credit
1) Link to the funniest picture you know of on the internet. We must never forget to honor the classics.
2) What's the most interesting place you've ever been to? The extensive network of underground tunnels under MIT; or, if 'interesting' is to be read in the sense of a Chinese proverb, a coffee shop in the outlying hills of Appalachia (nb: [-ætʃ-]), which contained such characters as a fellow who kept talking about his skull collection, two separate people wearing clip-on tails, and a small collection of Wiccans.

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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:05 pm 
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Nortaneous wrote:

FUCKING HELL NORT WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LINK TO THAT THAT'S DISGUSTING


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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:44 pm 
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KathTheDragon wrote:
Nortaneous wrote:

FUCKING HELL NORT WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LINK TO THAT THAT'S DISGUSTING


Quite agreed. It's rather inappropriate.

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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:57 pm 
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On the plus side, I must congratulate you on being the first person, in all my years of browsing the internet, to successfully trick me into clicking that link.

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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 8:23 pm 
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Basics
Username: thetha
Name: you won't trick me you nazis
Other nicknames (including good stories, if you have any):
Birthplace:
Place of residence:
Any particular reason you live there now?
Occupation: sometimes I help people learn math
Pets (+5 extra credit if you provide photographic evidence): no

Identity
Gender: non-binary
Sexuality: I'm a free spirit
Relationship: working on it
Nationality: USA
Ethnicity: white
Religion: no
Politics: very left

Measurements
You're not my doctor, wtf

Languages (including level of fluency!)
Native language(s): English
Other languages: French, Spanish (sorta), Japanese
Your conlangs: Hukung at the moment, about a million drafts
Natlangs or conlangs you have interest in but have never actually learned any of aside from maybe reading a paper on it once: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austronesian_languages

Favourites - only 1 each! no
Favourite language: Burmese is pretty rad
Favourite colour: sea green
Favourite food: tropical froots
Favourite drink: fruity stuff with a lot of vodka
Favourite animal: mustelidae
Favourite sport: sports are lame
Favourite book: it's a tossup between Mathematics Made Difficult and A Thousand Plateaus
Favourite movie: No Country For Old Men
Favourite video game: I don't really play videogames
Favourite non-video game: superhero card gaems

Extra Credit
1) Link to the funniest picture you know of on the internet.
2) What's the most interesting place you've ever been to? under the ocean


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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 7:06 am 
Avisaru
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KathTheDragon wrote:
Nortaneous wrote:

FUCKING HELL NORT WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LINK TO THAT THAT'S DISGUSTING

congratulations you are now educated as to what goatse is and why it is helpful to take heed of the browser notifying you of the link address before you click a thing

just be thankful you didn't get tubgirl

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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 7:25 am 
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Username: Hallow XIII
Name: Crab
Other nicknames (including good stories, if you have any): Doctor Procto. You figure it out for yourself
Birthplace: There
Place of residence: Here
Occupation: Их Хавчийн Хаан

Identity
Gender: ZZ-chromosomal
Sexuality: Chairman of the LPRS
Relationship: Chairman of the LPRS
Nationality: Swiss
Ethnicity: Gnome
Religion: im gay and i <3 dawkins
Politics: against

Measurements
Age: too young to be allowed a vote in a reasonable system. the present system is not reasonable
Height: 6'2" and some
Weight: somewhere around 72 kg
Shoe size: 46 european
Blood type: O
Handedness: right

Languages (including level of fluency!)
Native language(s): German
Other languages: Competent in English and Mandarin. Passively competent in French and actively somewhat less than competent. Lesser levels of skill in god knows how many languages.
Your conlangs: Mount Everest Is In The Xmdazà, Latin Fucked Kiranti, Mprenasalised Nconsonants Are Mfun
Natlangs or conlangs you have interest in but have never actually learned any of aside from maybe reading a paper on it once: all of them

Favourites - only 1 each!
Favourite language: Buryat
Favourite colour: im emo
Favourite food: anything with mutton or lamb in it
Favourite drink: black tea without additives like the LORD intended
Favourite animal: crabs
Favourite sport: skiing. i said it. fight me
Favourite book: uh
Favourite movie: uh
Favourite video game: uh
Favourite non-video game: uh

Extra Credit
1) Link to the funniest picture you know of on the internet. this magical link causes you to imagine a picture of your face
2) What's the most interesting place you've ever been to? Dunhuang.

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蓋時有古今,地有南北;字有更革,音有轉移,亦勢所必至。

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sex want-PRS-1sg

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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:56 pm 
Avisaru
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Posts: 821
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Username:
Name: Xephyr
Personal shit: Not sharing
Pets: 1 cat

Identity
Gender: male
Sexuality: straight
Relationship: single but thanks for asking
Nationality: American
Ethnicity: standard ≈5th-generation-immigrant Germanic mongrel
Religion: nope
Politics: nope

Measurements
Age: Why the
Height: fuck do
Weight: you need
Shoe size: to know
Blood type: any of
Handedness: this?

Languages (including level of fluency!)
Native language(s): English
Other languages: studied Swedish, Spanish, Xhosa, Biblical Hebrew
Your conlangs: E.T.A. 2045 AD
Natlangs or conlangs you have interest in but have never actually learned any of aside from maybe reading a paper on it once: Someday I'm gonna learn Classical Mongolian goddammit, SOMEDAY!

Favourites - only 1 each!
Favourite language: Sogdian. *shrug*
Favourite colour: Cyan. I have made it my personal mission to make it one of the canonical core colors, because it's visually distinct and we all know indigo isn't a thing.
Favourite food: French fries. Got a problem with that?
Favourite drink: Grape soda, but only if it's Welch's. Grape soda, unlike orange soda, varies quite a bit from brand to brand and most of it isn't very good.
Favourite animal: Centipedes, preferably from the order Scolopendromorpha.
Favourite sport: lol sports
Favourite book: let's go with The World's Writing Systems
Favourite movie: Hey did any of you guys see that movie The Grey? It was really good.
Favourite video game: Mass Effect 2, but only if it hasn't been sullied by any bullshit DLC, especially the one with that Zaeed guy.
Favourite non-video game: uhhhhhhhhhhhh Pictionary?

Extra Credit
1) Link to the funniest picture you know of on the internet.
[Will put something here later]
2) What's the most interesting place you've ever been to?
Nowhere.

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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:23 pm 
Avisaru
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Posts: 698
Location: United Kingdom
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Username: Nannalu
Name: Olle
Birthplace: Sydney
Place of residence: London
Any particular reason you live there now? Travelling
Occupation: PA
Pets (+5 extra credit if you provide photographic evidence): Yup

Identity
Gender: Biologically male
Sexuality: Gay
Relationship: 3/4 months
Nationality: Australian
Ethnicity: Finnish
Religion: Hinduism
Politics: Green

Measurements
Age: 25
Height: 183cm
Shoe size: 9
Blood type: ?
Handedness: Right

Languages (including level of fluency!)
Native language(s): English
Other languages: Afrikaans (fluent), Finnish and Italian (a few vocab gaps and grammar brain farts).
Your conlangs: Rather a lot but I scrap a lot..
Natlangs or conlangs you have interest in but have never actually learned any of aside from maybe reading a paper on it once: Amharic, Tibetan, Cree, Yucatec.

Favourites - only 1 each! (:()
Favourite language: Finnish
Favourite colour: Purple
Favourite food: Penne Arabiatta
Favourite drink: Ginger beer (or San Miguel)
Favourite animal: Deer
Favourite sport: Ice hockey
Favourite book: 48 Laws of Power
Favourite movie: Corpse Bride
Favourite video game: Elder Scrolls franchise
Favourite non-video game: Scrabble

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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 1:03 am 
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Username: well damn, how can I be clever now
Name: Zebradoodle Figrajibbit
Other nicknames (including good stories, if you have any): am I allowed to post the entire text of King Richard III here or
Birthplace: VA
Place of residence: IA
Any particular reason you live there now? the hand of fate
Occupation: vigilante nihilist
Pets (+5 extra credit if you provide photographic evidence): dead

Identity
Gender: mail
Sexuality: better than yours
Relationship: sure, if you really want to
Age: 23, in some base or another

Measurements: why

Languages (including level of fluency!)
Native language(s): inglysh
Other languages: lol
Your conlangs: entish
Natlangs or conlangs you have interest in but have never actually learned any of aside from maybe reading a paper on it once: all of them

Favourites: is this a census or not

Extra Credit
1) Link to the funniest picture you know of on the internet that isn't goatse.
I obey the letter of the law, if not the spirit.
2) What's the most interesting place you've ever been to?
lol

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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 2:08 am 
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ObsequiousNewt wrote:
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1) Link to the funniest picture you know of on the internet that isn't goatse.
I obey the letter of the law, if not the spirit.

That's like the infamous Pokemon episode, but probably worse.

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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 2:14 am 
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tubgirl isn't disturbing in the slightest breh. you'll cowards don't even smoke pain series

@crab 1) way to steal my joke format 2) the only black tea that the LORD intended is pu-erh. earl grey and straight orange pekoe are close seconds but ye Moste Correctst teas are matcha and Ferment Fucken Everything

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 Post subject: Re: ZBB Census 2016
PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:25 am 
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