If by "obscure language with, like, two native speakers" you mean English, then yes. Yes I am. Quick, how many grammatical categories does English have that are unambiguously tenses, not aspects?Someone too impatient to let me finish my thought wrote:Oh, god, he's gonna pull out some obscure language with, like, two living speakers isn't he?
WRONG! You need to learn what an aspect is.My sixth grade English teacher wrote:Six: Past, Past-perfect, Present, Present-perfect, Future, and Future-perfect.
Nope. Well, yes. But no. But yes. Pick a different number.A Normal Person wrote:Three: Past, Present, and Future, duh.
Yes. If we were to be very picky, there's only two: Past and Not-Past. What about future? Well, that's both a tense and an aspect. Let me explain:A Normal Person wrote:Two?
English forms its future with the modal verb "will" (I'd say "to will", but that sounds kind of weird). As in "I will walk" or "I will eat some corndogs right now." Now being formed by a modal verb doesn't automatically make it an aspect, what does make it an aspect is that it works both in the past and the not-past.
Yes, "will" does have a past tense, as in "Little did he know, the fate of the entire world would one day rest on his understanding of English's clusterfuck of a tense-aspect system." But this isn't called the future-past tense, that would be complicated. No, the word for this is prospective aspect. But because English doesn't actually conjugate verbs into the future, anglophones have used the prospective aspect as the future tense enough for it to, for all intensive porpoises...
... it IS the future tense. This, to me, is really fucking confusing. I'm hoping you guys can help me get my head around it.