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Just read up on the various names for this:

Pain au chocolate, in that barbarous faux-French /pæn əʊ ʃɒkəʊlɑ/

Careful: a man for calling it [pæ̃ o ʃokola] instead of [ʃokolaˈtinə].

I'd call it gross, but I then I don't like chocolate, so... :p

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"But if of ships I now should sing, what ship would come to me,
What ship would bear me ever back across so wide a Sea?”

The only term I've ever heard for that is "chocolate croissant".

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Siöö jandeng raiglin zåbei tandiüłåd;
nää džunnfin kukuch vklaivei sivei tåd.
Chei. Chei. Chei. Chei. Chei. Chei. Chei.

The Onion could make a similar article about a Californian man getting killed for ordering a "soda" in the Midwest.

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Blog:

But the river tripped on her by and by, lapping
as though her heart was brook: Why, why, why! Weh, O weh
I'se so silly to be flowing but I no canna stay!

Thinking about it, I probably do say /ʃɒkɒlɑ/ as well, maybe /ə/ in the second syllable.

Well, if you have all that in a hot dog, then you certainly don't need ketchup. Oh, Americans and messy-ass food...

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Dibotahamdn duthma jallni agaynni ra hgitn lakrhmi.
Amuhawr jalla vowa vta hlakrhi hdm duthmi xaja.
Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro.

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Siöö jandeng raiglin zåbei tandiüłåd;
nää džunnfin kukuch vklaivei sivei tåd.
Chei. Chei. Chei. Chei. Chei. Chei. Chei.

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"But if of ships I now should sing, what ship would come to me,
What ship would bear me ever back across so wide a Sea?”

New question: You make plans with someone and then they don't show up. What verb(s) would you use to describe what they did?

Boringly, "not show up".