The Contradictory Feelings Thread

[Dewrad]

I got a new computer!

It took 10 minutes to transfer all the linguistics and conlanging stuff over from the old one, but 45 minutes for all the porn :/

[Thry]

Why people still download porn after the internet was fast enough for streaming is beyond me.

[Hallow XIII]

Link rot.

I have lost access to some of my favorite pornography due to not being able (or simply being too lazy/forgetful/whatever) to download it and it eventually disappearing from the web.

[Thry]

I guess I have to understand the concept of favorite pornography before, then. Sure, there are videos I'd watch twice, but I don't think it goes further than that. I don't get turned on by stuff that is old to me.

Now that I think about it that's probably the reason I don't like following porn stars at all. I'd get bored quickly of seeing the same person.

[din]

Oh no. What if you run out of porn!?

[Thry]

You go out, look at people and fantasize. Or, you fuck and use those memories as fap material.

[Hallow XIII]

celibacy & abstinence

laozi teaches us: to waste your semen is to waste qi

[Thry]

Biology teaches us the semen would be wasted anyway, and I'd rather have the sea get my qi than my macrophages.

Unless you're going for the "rape all the women" semen efficiency approach!

[Hallow XIII]

ah but when your macrophages get them the qi stays in your body

you see daoism isn't about semen efficiency, it's about not ejaculating

at least not too often

[ObsequiousNewt]

Finals week is over! All my homework is done!

Only now I have to write a semiotic analysis essay. I'm doing it on The Gate to the Mind's Eye, and specifically the soundtrack. (Anyone know good resources for semiotic analysis of music?)

[Thry]

ah but when your macrophages get them the qi stays in your body

you see daoism isn't about semen efficiency, it's about not ejaculating

at least not too often

With that logic you could just drink the semen and you'd still get the qi back. Unless it evaporates. In which case you'd need somebody else's qi...

Also nocturnal emissions is nature forcing the cumqi out of your body, maybe it's better that way.

[Dewrad]

Why people still download porn after the internet was fast enough for streaming is beyond me.

Who said anything about this being downloaded porn?

[Thry]

The implied amount. Or else... WOW.

[Dewrad]

The implied amount. Or else... WOW.

Well, a man needs a hobby.

[din]

If it's uncompressed material a single video file can get pretty damn large. I'm not (necessarily) impressed

[Thry]

Well, a man needs a hobby.

Well, I won't be the one to oppose you; amateur porn has to come from somewhere, after all.

[Dewrad]

Who said anything about amateur?

[Thry]

Ô_ô.

NB: the hobby part suggests it's not professional.

[din]

Your hobby can be your (side) job, too. Plenty of people make money selling their craft projects they make on the weekends...

[Astraios]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Thry]

Vids* preferably.

[Torco]

plot twist: its pages and pages of erotic fanfiction

[Drydic]

on tape

[ObsequiousNewt]

Videos of him writing fanfiction?

[Drydic]

No, videos of pages of written or typed fanfiction, with pages being changed at intervals.