What should be done about the word "moist"?
What should be done about the word "moist"?
As you may be aware, there is a certain word (which I am of course far above stooping to utter here) which is well known to be the most phonaesthetically unappealing word in the English language. This has been much commented on, and you might be tempted to say that, as with all unpopular turns of phrase, it will gradually pass into disuse and enter the annals of other such obsolete terms as "zounds" and "copacetic". To you I say: I pity you, to be so on the wrong side of history. We, on the other hand, as progressive and socially responsible citizens, recognize this for what it is: no mere triviality like the rules of checkers or of the sport of cruising, this is an urgent matter of pressing and public importance about which Something Must Be Done. What shall you say to your children and grandchildren when, many years hence, sitting upon your knee in the perfectly just end-of-history society that Our Generation shall bequeath them, they look up and ask: Grandfather, what did you do during the war? Were you part of the glorious wave of change, or did you sit idly by tolerating injustice, raising no arms against it?
This is a trial of moral progress greater perhaps than any history has ever known. It is us, our generation, who have been tasked with this mighty responsibility. So let me be the first-- of many, no doubt!-- to say that I will be silent no more! Evil must never be tolerated-- let us be rid of this unspeakable word! Let all the dictionaries that list it be tossed into the rivers and let all who speak it be thrown to the dogs! Let its memory be blasted from all the histories, that our descendants may be blessed with never knowing its damnable face ever existed at all! Viva la revolucion!
This is a trial of moral progress greater perhaps than any history has ever known. It is us, our generation, who have been tasked with this mighty responsibility. So let me be the first-- of many, no doubt!-- to say that I will be silent no more! Evil must never be tolerated-- let us be rid of this unspeakable word! Let all the dictionaries that list it be tossed into the rivers and let all who speak it be thrown to the dogs! Let its memory be blasted from all the histories, that our descendants may be blessed with never knowing its damnable face ever existed at all! Viva la revolucion!
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Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
The Long Arc of Linguistic Justice will guide us toward salvation.
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Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
I remember reading somewhere, probably on Language Log, about a guy working as a teacher who used the m-word and was informed by his students that that word was considered derogatory and offensive to women. People really, really don't like that word.
Edit: found it: http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/language ... 05057.html
Edit again with the actual quote:
Edit: found it: http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/language ... 05057.html
Edit again with the actual quote:
A student in my Shakespeare class announced that the word "moist" (which I had uttered to describe Egypt in Antony & Cleopatra) is offensive to women. Some of the other women in the class concurred (not hostilely--just as a matter of information for a clueless male professor). I was somewhat flabbergasted, and nobody would articulate a reason for the offensiveness--except for one male student's eventual suggestion that the word reminds women of sexual arousal. That association is not at all beside-the-point of my description of Egypt in the play--but why would such a connotation make the word offensive per se? As far as I could ascertain, "damp" and "wet" don't carry whatever stigma attaches to "moist." What am I missing here?!
Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
I was not aware that moist was considered derogatory by anyone until reading the above post, and from googling the word supposedly it is used to derogatorily refer to men as homosexual. IDGI.
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Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro.
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Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro.
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Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
It must be an Americanism surely?Travis B. wrote:I was not aware that moist was considered derogatory by anyone until reading the above post, and from googling the word supposedly it is used to derogatorily refer to men as homosexual. IDGI.
Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
This comes as news to this homosexual man. But maybe I'm not the target demographic.Travis B. wrote:I was not aware that moist was considered derogatory by anyone until reading the above post, and from googling the word supposedly it is used to derogatorily refer to men as homosexual. IDGI.
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Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
I think the "moist" thing must be one of those american preoccupations, like meth and pentecostalism. I've never had anybody around here comment on it, but Americans seem to froth at the mouth about the word.
Personally, I think it's a nice word. And much, much more pleasant than "damp".
Personally, I think it's a nice word. And much, much more pleasant than "damp".
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Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
In the wise words of Gandalf, "“It is not our part to master all the tides of the world."
"But if of ships I now should sing, what ship would come to me,
What ship would bear me ever back across so wide a Sea?”
What ship would bear me ever back across so wide a Sea?”
Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
Anything that is an American preoccupation will sooner or later become a preoccupation of the world. Be prepared.Salmoneus wrote:I think the "moist" thing must be one of those american preoccupations, like meth and pentecostalism. I've never had anybody around here comment on it, but Americans seem to froth at the mouth about the word.
Personally, I think it's a nice word. And much, much more pleasant than "damp".
And I like that word. Never understood why people don't like the sound of it.
Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
I've always understood that "damp" refers primarily to unwanted moisture (as in "The clothes are still damp" or "There is damp creeping up your wallpapers") so "dampen the pie" doesn't really work as either a baking instruction or sexual innuendo.hwhatting wrote:And I like that word. Never understood why people don't like the sound of it.
Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
@ gach - sorry, I was talking about "moist", not damp.
Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
OK, I agree that it's a quite satisfying word.
Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
I've never understood how people who dislike "moist" describe the consistency of a good cake. It's certainly not "damp" or "humid" and "soggy" is something else altogether. I suppose they fall back on litotes?Salmoneus wrote:Personally, I think it's a nice word. And much, much more pleasant than "damp".
Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
I do not get the idea that moist has sexual connotations. To me, wet definitely has strong sexual connotations in certain contexts, whereas moist to me is, as linguoboy mentions, a word for describing things like cakes and so on.
Dibotahamdn duthma jallni agaynni ra hgitn lakrhmi.
Amuhawr jalla vowa vta hlakrhi hdm duthmi xaja.
Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro.
Amuhawr jalla vowa vta hlakrhi hdm duthmi xaja.
Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro.
Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
Spongy?linguoboy wrote:I've never understood how people who dislike "moist" describe the consistency of a good cake. It's certainly not "damp" or "humid" and "soggy" is something else altogether. I suppose they fall back on litotes?Salmoneus wrote:Personally, I think it's a nice word. And much, much more pleasant than "damp".
Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
I think of spongy as being different from moist.
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Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
Spongy is the proper texture for, well, sponge cake, but would be odd in other cakes (e.g. pound cake) which should nonetheless still be moist. Still, it would work in a pinch.mèþru wrote:I think of spongy as being different from moist.
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Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
It might depend on the pronunciation.
People in my area (Delaware) pronounce it like /mõiçt/, the õ being a nasal /ɔ/. I've also heard /mõiçtj/
Delawarians also pronounce their R's like /œw/ So "moisture" would be pronounced like /mõiçtjœw/.
Talk about disgusting.
People in my area (Delaware) pronounce it like /mõiçt/, the õ being a nasal /ɔ/. I've also heard /mõiçtj/
Delawarians also pronounce their R's like /œw/ So "moisture" would be pronounced like /mõiçtjœw/.
Talk about disgusting.
Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
I thought my dialect was odd!cunningham wrote:It might depend on the pronunciation.
People in my area (Delaware) pronounce it like /mõiçt/, the õ being a nasal /ɔ/. I've also heard /mõiçtj/
Delawarians also pronounce their R's like /œw/ So "moisture" would be pronounced like /mõiçtjœw/.
Talk about disgusting.
Dibotahamdn duthma jallni agaynni ra hgitn lakrhmi.
Amuhawr jalla vowa vta hlakrhi hdm duthmi xaja.
Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro.
Amuhawr jalla vowa vta hlakrhi hdm duthmi xaja.
Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro.
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Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
Hmm, yeah, we should totally replace moist with turgid.
linguoboy wrote:So that's what it looks like when the master satirist is moistened by his own moutarde.
Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
lying is immoralcunningham wrote:It might depend on the pronunciation.
People in my area (Delaware) pronounce it like /mõiçt/, the õ being a nasal /ɔ/. I've also heard /mõiçtj/
Delawarians also pronounce their R's like /œw/ So "moisture" would be pronounced like /mõiçtjœw/.
Talk about disgusting.
Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
I highly doubt that anyone here really believes cunningham speaks that way.thetha wrote:lying is immoralcunningham wrote:It might depend on the pronunciation.
People in my area (Delaware) pronounce it like /mõiçt/, the õ being a nasal /ɔ/. I've also heard /mõiçtj/
Delawarians also pronounce their R's like /œw/ So "moisture" would be pronounced like /mõiçtjœw/.
Talk about disgusting.
Dibotahamdn duthma jallni agaynni ra hgitn lakrhmi.
Amuhawr jalla vowa vta hlakrhi hdm duthmi xaja.
Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro.
Amuhawr jalla vowa vta hlakrhi hdm duthmi xaja.
Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro.
Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
Don't be silly. It's still a lie even if no one believes it.
Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
I think Travis's point is that it is not intended to deceive. I, on the other hand, find it quite plauible.
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Re: What should be done about the word "moist"?
The sort of people who take university classes in Shakespeare, particularly in America, seem to live in a curious little world of their own and are probably not worth paying too much attention to.Travis B. wrote:I was not aware that moist was considered derogatory by anyone until reading the above post, and from googling the word supposedly it is used to derogatorily refer to men as homosexual. IDGI.