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Darksoul wrote:
Trebor wrote:/me steals Warmaster's axe and brandishes it in the direction of the posters Dela quoted
/me steals Warmaster's axe from Trebor and uses it to decapitate said morons.
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Trebor wrote:Another good one is...
jmcd wrote:Gravity is just heavy air, really.
Or something like that.
Ha! :D Yes, that was the exact wording. I forgot about that one.

And in the context of someone saying he looked like Jesus:
jsburke wrote:Maybe in the future, I'll drop about 30 pounds, get transported back in time, get crucified, and end up founding Christianity.
The only other one I have, which I kind of feel bad about posting since I like Khang just fine now, was in the context of him being called a troll:
QangTaq wrote:Trolls, I believe, are fictional similar to your sense of right and wrong!
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Space Dracula: "I am Jesus."
Warmaster: "Then let's just crucify you and get it over with!"

Or something like that; I can't remember how it went exactly.

WMiller: "I am Spartacus!"
Me: "I though you were Ratatosk, Norse Squirrel of Strife."

Someone said once, "A good set of clothes is anything you can run for your life in."

Can't remember who it was, though! :x
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Euskera wrote:Space Dracula: "I am Jesus."
Warmaster: "Then let's just crucify you and get it over with!"
Space Dracula wrote:
I am Jesus.

Warmaster wrote:
Well lets crucify you and get it over with!

:wink:
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Funkypudding wrote:Your mother is a tasteless joke.

I'm also inclined to think that Funkypudding's avatar deserves mention...
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Warmaster wrote:
Euskera wrote:Space Dracula: "I am Jesus."
Warmaster: "Then let's just crucify you and get it over with!"
Space Dracula wrote:
I am Jesus.

Warmaster wrote:
Well lets crucify you and get it over with!

:wink:
I think Warmaster has one too many sins he wants to shrug off onto my shoulders. That is to say, banging goats while wearing a tricorn hat and a hockey mask.
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Matt wrote:[...] Bryan, what possessed you to (a) take a naked photo of yourself, and (b) post it on a linguistics forum?
Warning: That page is not work- or school-safe!

If you're in a place where it's safe to view pics of naked people online, but don't want to do such a thing, i highly suggest scrolling up from the bottom of the page since i couldn't get a direct link to Matt's post.

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Trebor wrote:
Matt wrote:[...] Bryan, what possessed you to (a) take a naked photo of yourself, and (b) post it on a linguistics forum?
Warning: That page is not work- or school-safe!

If you're in a place where it's safe to view pics of naked people online, but don't want to do such a thing, i highly suggest scrolling up from the bottom of the page since i couldn't get a direct link to Matt's post.
following trebor's advice, this should be a direct link to matt's post. http://www.spinnoff.com/zbb/viewtopic.p ... 293#285293

if you have adblock you can block "http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/BAJParry/" to make the page worksafe. note that this will block any pictures bryan has on photobucket.
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From the same thread:
Shm Jay wrote:
Bryan wrote:And to answer your question, Matt; it was a whim. I don't really know why I did it.
Ideas for what possessed him:
[...]

4. He wants to use shock tactics to sexualize Euskera
:mrgreen: That was hilarious...

(And Spack quoted this and added, "brilliant" :? :o )
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There's been loads of good quotes over the year... However I fear many of them were in Epherema and have since been lost....
The man of science is perceiving and endowed with vision whereas he who is ignorant and neglectful of this development is blind. The investigating mind is attentive, alive; the mind callous and indifferent is deaf and dead. - 'Abdu'l-Bahá

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halyihev wrote:
Harple wrote:Hey, its good to celebrate rites of passage!
MEYbe if you want rites, we should look into starting a TSHURch. We could all chip in and buy a Swiss SHALEA to hold it in, we could appoint a reGENT, and then wENDI our way up to our "temple". It's not URgent (or UR-GENT ;-)) that we have our own place, but it could give us a different P?Rspective. As Chico Marx might say, "ISEL?AKU gonna see da whole world fromma new place!"

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Brandrinn wrote:While you're at it, can you find me a near-sighted Frenchman with three nipples who can only eat Indian food on Wednesdays?
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Zompist wrote:thank you in the ass?
anyone remember exactly what he said, or what thread that was in?
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finlay, on seeing the result of PT4, wrote:You must have been doing something very different from what I was if it contains the phrase "Revenge of the donkeys" though!

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if you have adblock you can block "http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/BAJParry/" to make the page worksafe. note that this will block any pictures bryan has on photobucket.

Wait, wtf!?! huh!?! There was only one "dodgy" picture, and you can't see my privates anyway, so I'm not EXACTLY sure what the fuss is about... I would really appreciate it if no one took you up on your advice. :)

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Bryan wrote:
if you have adblock you can block "http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/BAJParry/" to make the page worksafe. note that this will block any pictures bryan has on photobucket.

Wait, wtf!?! huh!?! There was only one "dodgy" picture, and you can't see my privates anyway, so I'm not EXACTLY sure what the fuss is about... I would really appreciate it if no one took you up on your advice. :)
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The quote by Ketske that Radius had in his sig for a while... goes something like

Eddy, when you assume, you make an ass out of you and you alone.

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Dazi on the Weather Channel:
"look at the giant L with the swirly clouds, here a funny line is coming down and arrows are spinning 'round the low. Tomorrow will bring a giant H hovering over the area and little pictures of sunshine" :mrgreen:

...Well, I liked it. :P
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[quote="In the Ephemera thread entitled "X-Sampa ate my brain!" started by nebula wind phone, Weet"]I used to have pretty good spelling until I started in on linguistics[/quote]

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jsburke wrote:
nebula wind phone wrote:"llive?ourrnal."
A nasal squiggly!
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<CUM_SIURON> Daome awakened/ looks at pants
<myuri> Daome is a volcano and therefore has no pants
<myuri>he would be quite confused if he was wearing pants
<myuri>can you imaging a volcano wearing pants?
<CUM_SIURON>volcanos in your conworld don't have pants!? man, your conworld sucks! :)
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Khang wrote:
Mercator's Teacher wrote:"The two parent languages of English are Greek and Latin"
this just makes me laugh, inwarldy and outwardly
Ditto, though strangely the thought the people actually believe this also makes me cry, inwardly and outwardly.
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