The Official ZBB Quote Thread

tiramisu · Post by **tiramisu** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:04 pm

<Naima> Brel i got back from the intarbutt
<iamohsotrendy> i wanna get kidknapped.
<Oswy> ...
<Oswy> Go on.

AudiblySilenced · Post by **AudiblySilenced** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:56 am

I know this is really old, but I took it out of my sig and it needs a good home.

Cro Magnon wrote:So, if I actually got paid for conworlding, would it be a conjob?

Rui · Post by **Rui** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:15 pm

Kuh-five wrote:<gonorrhoea> Tonight at work sucked.
<Dudicon14> gonorrhoea: Did you notice a busty woman at the restaurant and realize to your horror that you were getting a massive erection in the middle of the dining area and you had nothing to cover yourself with and everyone saw and laughed as you ran to the bathroom and cried?

Kuh-Five: Who is gohorrhoea? I have another quote from them that I found on bash.org...is it someone from ZBB?

cctoide · Post by **cctoide** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:20 pm

Chibi wrote:Kuh-Five: Who is gohorrhoea? I have another quote from them that I found on bash.org...is it someone from ZBB?

gonorrhoea is the name goneriku goes by on IRC.

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:37 pm

Mr. Saturday wrote:Widethread is wiiiiiiiide

Anguipes wrote:Longlink is loooooooooooong.

goneriku · Post by **goneriku** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:58 pm

Chibi: What quote?

AudiblySilenced · Post by **AudiblySilenced** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:54 pm

<vlad> That's not the only cocklike thing you've done lately.
Some time passes...
<vortux> you still havent told me why it is you think ive been a cock lately.
<neek> It might be that whenever you get excited, you get all rigid and start puking white stuff all over everything.

Mostly, it's the wording.

TomHChappell · Post by **TomHChappell** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:49 pm

AudiblySilenced · Post by **AudiblySilenced** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:36 pm

<iamohsosad> the cutest lesbians go to my school.
<iamohsosad> i love them.
<ozy`> JOIN THEM TRACY
<ozy`> IT IS YOUR DESTINYYYYYYyyyyyyyy
* ozy` is swallowed up by the void
* ozy` has quit (Quit: pizza)

Radioguy · Post by **Radioguy** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:38 pm

TomHChappell wrote:
Salmoneus wrote:Er... yeah. However, FROM is only one letter away from FROG, and FROGS HOP and HOPS go in BEER, and acquiring BEER if you're underage sometimes requires A CHANGE OF STATE, and the fact that it's illegal in your own state is NON-VOLITIONAL (at least for the drinkers), so really it could go either way, since 'from' clearly also has connotations of non-volitional state change, like the non-volitional flying resulting from, eg, being shot FROM a cannon by a mad Nazi.

Is he channeling Virginia Wolfe?

Rui · Post by **Rui** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:25 pm

goneriku wrote:Chibi: What quote?

<gonorrhoea> How long have you been programming?
<tatapyranga> I was born programming
<tatapyranga> my first words were "main() { ask(milk); return 0; }"

ayyub · Post by **ayyub** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:45 pm

#isharia:

<Delalyra> god, the pit of sarlaac really *does* look like a giant vagina.
<Dudicon> If your vagina looks like the sarlacc, Del, my sympathies go out to ozy.

Klaivas · Post by **Klaivas** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:42 pm

Completely out of context:

Radagast wrote:I raped a christmas tree.

From "Passed out", a thread about passing out from alcohol.

ayyub · Post by **ayyub** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:57 pm

Really, the whole line should be there. In my opinion.

Downtimer · Post by **Downtimer** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:01 pm

I'm retiring my old sigquote here:

bricka wrote:The time will surely come when it will be impossible to say something without every word having some sort of sexual connotation.

Brel · Post by **Brel** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:48 am

Kuh-five wrote:
uranium235 wrote:Hi all. I don't haet jews, just commie scum.
Don't we all?

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:20 pm

IRC:

<Pthag> I think I would go in House Awesome
<Pthag> The hat says "You're special and start a new house"
<Rory> more like house REJECT, Pthag
<Pthag> HOUSE REJECT *IS* HOUSE AWESOME

<Oswy> I WAS NERDY BEFORE IT HELPED ME GET LAID

babajaga · Post by **babajaga** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:37 pm

Oh man, I throw pure goodness at you people on irc and I only get quoted a few times?

Downtimer · Post by **Downtimer** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:05 pm

Hey, don't feel bad, I haven't been quoted all that much either.

Whimemsz · Post by **Whimemsz** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:14 pm

Downtimer wrote:Hey, don't feel bad, I haven't been quoted all that much either. :(

Does it make you feel better to know I laughed at that post?

babajaga · Post by **babajaga** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:25 pm

Yeah, I get a lot of laughs out of some of your replies that've been linked to me (everyone makes fun of you on this forum's irc channels, and I mean everyone). I thought you were either a 12 year old, or a really young 14-15 year old at first, but damn if I didn't laugh when I saw mention of you being 22.

Downtimer · Post by **Downtimer** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:26 pm

Babajaga, do you mean me? You thought I was 12?

If everyone laughs at me on IRC, then why me? Why not someone else, like Eddy? Are you sure it's everyone?

I really hope that was directed at Whimemsz and not me.

Besides, I'm 23 now.

FFF · Post by **FFF** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:47 pm

No, it was to you. And Eddy is also laughed at (among numerous others), but he hasn't been around much lately.

Krsont · Post by **Krsont** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:09 am

anatomy lesson from Zompist:

zompist wrote:It takes no balls at all to be an asshole.

linguoboy · Post by **linguoboy** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:26 am

In the same post, Zompist wrote:It's completely pathetic to complain that my board isn't what you want in a board. Because, you know, I have fuck-all interest in making your board for you. You're not a big bold rebel for demanding that things be done your way-- you're a big pasty spoiled child. Grow up and make your own place. Have fun! Go on, shoo!

PREACH IT, BRUTHA!