The Official ZBB Quote Thread

[Aurora Rossa]

I thought Shm Jay was asexual or possibly a coprophile.

[Shm Jay]

I'm a person... with a penis... which gets hard

You are possibly the creepiest repressed homosexual I have ever encountered.

But how would you reply to such a statement? "Well, I’m a person with a vagina which gets wet, so encantada, señor."

Or even better, just plain "Encantada".

[Dewrad]

I'm a person... with a penis... which gets hard

You are possibly the creepiest repressed homosexual I have ever encountered.

You don't get out much, do you.

Alas, indeed do I count very few, ahem, "confirmed bachelors" among my circle of acquaintances.

[Astraios]

The hell it's not dangerous. Look at the way it's sinking its thingies into that corn, grotesquely deforming it and eating away at it. I will trust the horrified screams resonating in my brain thank you very much.

I guess the fungus already at home there doesn't want any competition?

[linguoboy]

i'll get you back, because just because i hate you doesn't mean you're a bad person, but Octaviano is was supposed to be banned for obvious reasons, and still was a dick

i got the fuck that prick from tomorrow's nobody's 'yeah, fuck that kid' joke

(Yeah, I've got no idea what it means either, but I thought I should preserve it as a memento because at this rate he's not going to be here much longer.)

[Umega]

the site is tomorrrowsnobody.com

[Zumir]

I response to a poem by Dhokarena:

Astraios: I actually really like it.
Risla: Yeah, that's not remotely as terrible as previous things you've posted here.
Dhokarena56: Yeah, I finally came to my senses and realized that my last work looked like an Eliot-reading polyglot had barfed on a page.

[Mr. Z]

From the Polyglottal Telephone thread:

Team A?

Okay, rest of Team B, we've been caught. Time to let out the prisoners.

[Umega]

why is patiku indefinetly turning 69?

[linguoboy]

why is patiku indefinetly turning 61?

[Umega]

Seriously, look at the board index.

Anyways, the CBB took too long so I'm getting a new account here, but I won't tell ye who I am.

[masako]

but i wont tell you who i am

we'll know

[Zumir]

He's not facepalming because what you said wasn't true, it's because Patiku's impossible birthdays are common knowledge on the board. But yeah, it really wasn't facepalm worthy. Also, I think it's 69.

[Imralu]

but i wont tell you who i am

we'll know

It'll be the only account that's not mine.

[Lyhoko Leaci]

but i wont tell you who i am

we'll know

It'll be the only account that's not mine.

Yes, many different accounts, but not that different.

[Drydic]

but i wont tell you who i am

we'll know

[Torco]

I'm a person... with a penis... which gets hard

You are possibly the creepiest repressed homosexual I have ever encountered.

But how would you reply to such a statement? "Well, I’m a person with a vagina which gets wet, so encantada, señor."

Or even better, just plain "Encantada".

LIRLAT

And come on, the guy's a sometimes little bit creepy, but mostly harmless.

[Torco]

but i wont tell you who i am

we'll know

It'll be the only account that's not mine.

[Yng]

but i wont tell you who i am

we'll know

^^^

[Drydic]

Yeah, I'm like that too. I like to say I'm as coordinated as a drunk elephant walking backwards up a spiral staircase.

:applause:

[Risla]

On the days when I'm REALLY clumsy, the staircase is made of balsa wood.

[Zumir]

I do wonder, though, why conlanging attracts such a huge number of gay men

...

Setting your own rules... creating something beautiful... building a tense system based on changes in glottal state...
... I'll be in my bunk.

Oh, you tease.

XD

[Bristel]

This one was just so surreal... Something Python-esque from the dream thread:

I had this one dream, OMG I'm not even gonna explain the whole setting, but basically I was having a conversation with this woman online. Apparently her silicones exploded for some reason when she gave birth. I remember one quote from her: "There was pieces of tittie everywhere".

[Zumir]

wut

[Aurora Rossa]

Sounds like quite an interesting dream, if nothing else. I rarely get to dream about swelling breasts or anything Pythonesque.