ZBB member photos, part 5. (Something for the weekend, sir?)

[Pthagnar]

viktor
do stop being a cock

[Viktor77]

viktor
do stop being a cock

Why, am I taking the glory away from you?

[Astraios]

Why do you always insist on trying to test my French? I have a near-native accent, so I don't know what you think this is going to show, besides the (already well-known) fact that I'm good at French. Also, this test is ridiculously easy, because it's /nʌ.θɪŋ mɔː kɒm.plɪ.keɪ.tɪd ðæn tɹæn.skraɪ.bɪŋ ɪŋ.glɪʃ laɪk ðɪs/. If you gave me a recording of a native speaker pronouncing all of those words in context, then you'd be giving me a challenge.

[Shm Jay]

Except rompus room, but again, usually only Canadians.

That’s rumpus room.

[Nortaneous]

oh my god shut the fuck up you shit-dicked fuckspigots

here have a distraction

[jmcd]

I want well-enunciated standard Parisian French.

That's the problem. The only things me or Astraios have got "wrong" are ones that are about as nitpicky as using the wrong unrounded low vowel in bath.

[Lyra]

What.... what is that!?

~Lyra

[Torco]

Parisian french is horrible. I much preferred the southern accent of perpignan of cerbere.

[Dewrad]

Back on topic:



(De temps en temps, il se trouve que je souris. </perpignan accent>)

[Astraios]

You look adorable. xD

[Shm Jay]

I'm certain he has his own apartment, Astraios, so you don't have to worry about mother hearing things.

[Astraios]

I don't live with her now, I was only back for two weeks. I can be as noisy as I like now (and I usually be noisier than I need to on purpose, just to get revenge on my housemates).

[Dewrad]

I'm certain he has his own apartment, Astraios, so you don't have to worry about mother hearing things.

Besides, the habit of putting your hand over... no that's creepy and rapey and I should just stop there.

[Whimemsz]

hello......

[Shrdlu]

[Ser]

What.... what is that!?

~Lyra

Think of people from London saying /bɑːθ/ and people from an American or Canadian city saying [baθ] or [bæθ]. That's about the difference between [esɥije] and [ɛsɥije], except that this is even more picky. Also, this is wrong:

Also it is [e.sɥi.je], remember [e] when before two of the same consonants.

because overall syllable structure is important too with the word mettre [mɛtʁə ~ mɛtʀ̥ə ~ mɛtrə ~ mɛtʁ ~ mɛtʀ̥ ~ mɛtr ~ mɛt, -ɛj-], i.e. still [mɛ-] (besides variations like [esɥije, ɛ-], messeoir [meswaːʁ ~ mɛswaːʁ, -ʀ, -r]).

[Astraios]

Besides, the habit of putting your hand over... no that's creepy and rapey and I should just stop there.

Stopping there just makes it sound even more appealing.

[Lithray]

*giggles

[Torco]

Besides, the habit of putting your hand over... no that's creepy and rapey and I should just stop there.

Stopping there just makes it sound even more appealing.

You can always imagine the rest. one hand over the mouth, the other holding both the other person's hands against the wall, the special victims unit cops stacking up at the door.

[Astraios]

You can always imagine the rest. one hand over the mouth, the other holding both the other person's hands against the wall, the special victims unit cops stacking up at the door.

Hmm, you know what I like.

[Torco]

rape ?

[Astraios]

xD For lack of a better word...

[Dewrad]

Speciality of the house!

[Lithray]

xD For lack of a better word...

I can give words

rough seduction
masculine poise
aggressive tactics
forceful involvement

[Bob Johnson]

questionable consent
offensive interdiction
outside aggression
police action
border dispute
personal space incursion
violent disturbance
threat to security
heated exchange
warlike act
dangerous escalation