Get your concepts straight. A dog trying to rape you is not bestiality, you trying to rape a dog is. Animal "fondness" of humans is referred to as anthropophilia.Anguipes wrote:Why do so many ZBB threads devolve into bestiality?
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Bestiality, anthropophilia, zoophilia, inter-species* fucking, whatever.
*or should that be extra-species?
*or should that be extra-species?
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Fits your Avatar avatar xD.Anguipes wrote:Bestiality, anthropophilia, zoophilia, inter-species fucking, whatever.
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You think they're harmless? You've clearly only seen cats on TV.Torco wrote:oh, come on, don't tell me you're one of those people who think cats are actually dangerous to human beings, man
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inter works. inter-species = between different species; intra-species = between members of the same species, c.f. intercellular communication vs. intracellular communication.Anguipes wrote:Bestiality, anthropophilia, zoophilia, inter-species* fucking, whatever.
*or should that be extra-species?
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oh, I've seen plenty cats, I've lived with a few. thing is, they're really small and can hardly do anything to you, other than paw you.Astraios wrote:You think they're harmless? You've clearly only seen cats on TV.Torco wrote:oh, come on, don't tell me you're one of those people who think cats are actually dangerous to human beings, man
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pss those cats were pussies. meet business cat meme, he can even fire you.Torco wrote:oh, I've seen plenty cats, I've lived with a few. thing is, they're really small and can hardly do anything to you, other than paw you.
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xDEandil wrote:pss those cats were pussies. meet business cat meme, he can even fire you.Torco wrote:oh, I've seen plenty cats, I've lived with a few. thing is, they're really small and can hardly do anything to you, other than paw you.
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Kitties can drive you mad, either through unrelenting staring or, when that fails, toxoplasmosis.
Don't diss the Kitty!
Don't diss the Kitty!
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"Paw"? Do you have skin with no nerve endings in it or what?
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okay, paw with some scratches... nothing on the level of a 1000~2000 pound bite, tho.Astraios wrote:"Paw"? Do you have skin with no nerve endings in it or what?
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I've had to "unhook" a cat from my face once. Don't tell me they're harmless.
It was about time I changed this.
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xDDD very graphictreegod wrote:I've had to "unhook" a cat from my face once. Don't tell me they're harmless.
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Hm yeah, claws from all four feet at once that could leave a disease in the scratches (plus super sharp teeth if they're trying to really attack you). Totally not dangerous at all...
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bikes aren't harmless either, you can die from a crash into one... but cars are more so.treegod wrote:I've had to "unhook" a cat from my face once. Don't tell me they're harmless.
come on guise, proportion. how many people die from cat attacks?
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How many people actually die from some extremely toxic rare chemical compound would make it harmless?Torco wrote:bikes aren't harmless either, you can die from a crash into one... but cars are more so.treegod wrote:I've had to "unhook" a cat from my face once. Don't tell me they're harmless.
come on guise, proportion. how many people die from cat attacks?
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What if I told you I was driving with the cat hooked onto my face? (which I wasn't, but that's just not the point now, is it?)
It was about time I changed this.
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funnier mental image xDDDtreegod wrote:What if I told you I was driving with the cat hooked onto my face? (which I wasn't, but that's just not the point now, is it?)
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You just said cats are totally harmless (or at least you implied that in the way you phrased your utterance to ridicule people who think cats aren't harmless). Now you're saying they're not harmless, so U LIE.
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NO U LIE, Y U NO STOP LLYING. I didn't say they're entirely harmless... just negligibly harmful when compared with dogs. because dogs kill people, and cats don't... except on account of being toxically dirty.Astraios wrote:You just said cats are totally harmless (or at least you implied that in the way you phrased your utterance to ridicule people who think cats aren't harmless). Now you're saying they're not harmless, so U LIE.
and making me sneeze, damn furballs.
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Well dogs also save more peepz than cats.Torco wrote:NO U LIE, Y U NO STOP LLYING. I didn't say they're entirely harmless... just negligibly harmful when compared with dogs. because dogs kill people, and cats don't... except on account of being toxically dirty.Astraios wrote:You just said cats are totally harmless (or at least you implied that in the way you phrased your utterance to ridicule people who think cats aren't harmless). Now you're saying they're not harmless, so U LIE.
and making me sneeze, damn furballs.
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peepz, precious? what's peepz, precious?
ruin nasty fish.
ruin nasty fish.
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Don't forget feline machinations to take over the world.
It was about time I changed this.
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Dunno.Torco wrote:bikes aren't harmless either, you can die from a crash into one... but cars are more so.treegod wrote:I've had to "unhook" a cat from my face once. Don't tell me they're harmless.
come on guise, proportion. how many people die from cat attacks?
But I've found some NHS stats on deaths from hospital-admitted toxoplasmosis:
2007/08 - 9 deaths
2008/09 - 0
2009/10 - 4
http://www.hesonline.nhs.uk/Ease/servle ... oryID=1299
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http://www.anapsid.org/pdv-boid.html
"every 40 seconds someone seeks medical attention because a dog bit them in america"
"in 1994 800.000 people went to the hospital because of dog bites"
why can't gringos make decent statistics?
"every 40 seconds someone seeks medical attention because a dog bit them in america"
"in 1994 800.000 people went to the hospital because of dog bites"
why can't gringos make decent statistics?