The Official ZBB Quote Thread

ghur · Post by **ghur** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:02 pm

con quesa wrote: "Hi, we're from Jenova's Witnesses. Would you mind if we came inside to talk to you about our savior, Sephiroth, and his Holy Mother Jenova?"

Klaivas · Post by **Klaivas** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:18 pm

Taken from an MSN conversation between Io and me:

Ivo says:
ﺯﺍ ﻥﺩﻴﺸﻜ ﻩﺭﻴﺸ ‘ﻥﺩﻴﺸﻭﺩ ‘ﻰﻫﺎﻴﮔ ﻩﺭﻴﺸ ‘ﺭﻴﺸ
Ivo says:
turn this into txt pls, for i is too lazy to do so
[ Clive ] [ ooonews.net ] [ Even though they have too much fluff, sheep are still totally bitchin' ] says:
ﺯﺍ ﻥﺩﻴﺸﻜ ﻩﺭﻴﺸ ‘ﻥﺩﻴﺸﻭﺩ ‘ﻰﻫﺎﻴﮔ ﻩﺭﻴﺸ ‘ﺭﻴﺸ
Ivo says:
wtf? that's too long to mean "milk".

kodé · Post by **kodé** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:38 pm

I don't know about you, but really liked this quote:

on his conlang's thread in C&C, mongolhead wrote:Obviously I'm not looking to out-Ubykh the Ubykh language

Terra · Post by **Terra** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:01 am

Wycoval · Post by **Wycoval** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:22 pm

In his enigmatic rant entitled 'Important announcement regarding y,' Nae wrote:God I hate you english. You and your pestilent language. A plague has ravaged the world now for a hundred, two hundred years, and no stop in sight! A plague that will surely destroy our souls, like it has destroyed the souls of the denizens of perfidious Albion.

I just had to squiggot this - even if was required to edit it a bit for length.

"Denizens of perfidious Albion." Beautiful, man. Just beautiful.

Pie Man · Post by **Pie Man** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:54 pm

Mr. Saturday in the So who's a conlanger? thread wrote:
ghur wrote:What? Conlangers? On this board?

What? Centipedes? In my vagina?

schwhatever · Post by **schwhatever** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:35 pm

*points down at signature*

ghur · Post by **ghur** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:15 pm

schwhatever wrote:*points down at signature*

You should probably post it, in case you ever change your signiture:

imralu wrote:Instead, the guy is probably ringing the Terrorist Hotline about me as we speak... assuming that anyone who writes in Squiggly is a terrorist.

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 12:04 pm

A bunc of quotes from the "Cursing in Everyday Language" thread in Ephemera:

bricka wrote:
Samuel L Jackson wrote:The Lords of Pwnage versus the Islanders.
That's the idea! Except that you can't be more than one piece, since science hasn't advanced that far yet

bricka wrote:
gsandi wrote:Then of course the Canadian specialties, like stuffed beaver with maple syrup topping. Yummy.
Err... why does that sound unintentionally filthy?

linguoboy wrote:
Feÿ wrote:This shit is so fucking retarded.
No, Your Honour, we didn't call a second witness. I have no idea what he's doing here.

Turtlehead · Post by **Turtlehead** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:51 pm

The Polytheists thread in ephemera:

Salmoneus wrote:Chemical analysis produces models that are often statistically correlated to models produced by the 'eat it and see if you die' model.

Shm Jay · Post by **Shm Jay** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:48 am

The Circumcision in your conworld thread:

Twpsyn Pentref wrote:I think uncircumcised dingle-dongles are weird.

bi · Post by bi » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:52 am

From "The Path to 9/11: Because Michael Moore is Fat" in Ephemera:

con quesa wrote:if "because Michael Moore is fat" becomes a new internet meme, I swear in the name of Satan that I will murder all of you.

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:59 pm

Eddy wrote:I keep having this mental image of Benedictine monks traveling all the way to the Kalahari desert, tossing a !Xóõ dictionary at the locals and saying "Speak this or we'll launch and inquisition."

"Basque and Eskimo are related?!?!" in L&L, I believe.

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:11 am

My recent signature...I don't remember what thread.

Wycoval wrote:
chris_notts wrote:That's why having kids is a bad idea... it stops you focusing on the important things in life, like books.
Books don't make funny noises when you tickle them.

Soap · Post by **Soap** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:46 pm

kodé wrote:If 'homo' is Greek for 'same', 'hetero' is Greek for 'other', and 'metro' is Greek for 'mother'/'maternal', ¿isn't a 'metrosexual' a motherfucker?

A good one, and etymologically correct.

Third page of http://www.spinnoff.com/zbb/viewtopic.php?t=18761

praseodymium · Post by **praseodymium** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:16 pm

Kuvdamos wrote:
kodé wrote:If 'homo' is Greek for 'same', 'hetero' is Greek for 'other', and 'metro' is Greek for 'mother'/'maternal', ¿isn't a 'metrosexual' a motherfucker?
A good one, and etymologically correct.

Third page of http://www.spinnoff.com/zbb/viewtopic.php?t=18761

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:19 pm

From "Pic in Sig" in Ephemera. I'd sigquote it, but it's too long.

Dewrad wrote:I have two theories on this.

Either

1) It's a code in which he is telling us that while he was in a coastal city in New Zealand , he caught crabs while going down on some boy pussy , and that this had the unfortunate effect of turning his helmet (which, as we all know, is a slang term for one's glans penis) a disturbing shade of green .

Or

2) He just really likes those pictures.

캉탁 · Post by 캉탁 » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:14 pm

Nuntar · Post by **Nuntar** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:49 am

I love this post for a nice bit of orthographic silliness:

Dingbats wrote:
-Klaivas- wrote:I had/have the problem in Ewari of having /l l` L L\/, which used to be <l> but are now <n>.

...this is the main reason why I created a conscript
You mean they were all transcribed with <l>, but you changed it to <n>...? Ok....

Soap · Post by **Soap** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:22 pm

http://www.spinnoff.com/zbb/viewtopic.p ... 896#426896

praseodymium wrote:
Shm Jay wrote:Two questions:

1. What happens if the poniboi farts?
2. What happens if the poniboi defecates?
Do you have some sort of scat fetish?

Whimemsz · Post by **Whimemsz** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:11 am

Kuvdamos wrote:http://www.spinnoff.com/zbb/viewtopic.p ... 896#426896

praseodymium wrote:
Shm Jay wrote:Two questions:

1. What happens if the poniboi farts?
2. What happens if the poniboi defecates?
Do you have some sort of scat fetish? :?

After he's made over 6000 posts, people finally begin to realize Shm Jay's Terrible Secret!

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:25 am

WMiller wrote:
con quesa wrote:
Nae wrote:... Warren... Is that you? Come closer, boy... My eyes are not what they used to be. Listen to me, Warren. God has brought you back to us for a reason. You have to drive the Franks out of here, you have to destroy them, or we will all lie dead come spring.
Uh, Nae. You do realize that Warren is a double agent working for the Frankish king, right?

Noooo! You blew my cover!!!!!!

Oh, and thanks for the welcome backs.

TzirTzi · Post by **TzirTzi** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:11 am

Lahme wrote:Proto-Tower-Of-Babelese
.... - Babelese
........ - Hebrew
........ - Arabic
........ - Nahuatl
.............. - French
.... - Proto-World
.... - Basque
......... - Proto-Indo-European
......... - Proto-Weird
.............. - Proto-Caucasian
.............. - Proto-Australian

캉탁 · Post by 캉탁 » Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:47 pm

Neek · Post by **Neek** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:43 pm

That thread is nothing but awesome!