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Taken from an MSN conversation between Io and me:
Ivo says:
ﺯﺍ ﻥﺩﻴﺸﻜ ﻩﺭﻴﺸ ‘ﻥﺩﻴﺸﻭﺩ ‘ﻰﻫﺎﻴﮔ ﻩﺭﻴﺸ ‘ﺭﻴﺸ
Ivo says:
turn this into txt pls, for i is too lazy to do so
[ Clive ] [ ooonews.net ] [ Even though they have too much fluff, sheep are still totally bitchin' ] says:
ﺯﺍ ﻥﺩﻴﺸﻜ ﻩﺭﻴﺸ ‘ﻥﺩﻴﺸﻭﺩ ‘ﻰﻫﺎﻴﮔ ﻩﺭﻴﺸ ‘ﺭﻴﺸ
Ivo says:
wtf? that's too long to mean "milk".
Ivo says:
ﺯﺍ ﻥﺩﻴﺸﻜ ﻩﺭﻴﺸ ‘ﻥﺩﻴﺸﻭﺩ ‘ﻰﻫﺎﻴﮔ ﻩﺭﻴﺸ ‘ﺭﻴﺸ
Ivo says:
turn this into txt pls, for i is too lazy to do so
[ Clive ] [ ooonews.net ] [ Even though they have too much fluff, sheep are still totally bitchin' ] says:
ﺯﺍ ﻥﺩﻴﺸﻜ ﻩﺭﻴﺸ ‘ﻥﺩﻴﺸﻭﺩ ‘ﻰﻫﺎﻴﮔ ﻩﺭﻴﺸ ‘ﺭﻴﺸ
Ivo says:
wtf? that's too long to mean "milk".
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I just had to squiggot this - even if was required to edit it a bit for length.In his enigmatic rant entitled 'Important announcement regarding y,' Nae wrote:God I hate you english. You and your pestilent language. A plague has ravaged the world now for a hundred, two hundred years, and no stop in sight! A plague that will surely destroy our souls, like it has destroyed the souls of the denizens of perfidious Albion.
"Denizens of perfidious Albion." Beautiful, man. Just beautiful.
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A bunc of quotes from the "Cursing in Everyday Language" thread in Ephemera:
bricka wrote:That's the idea! Except that you can't be more than one piece, since science hasn't advanced that far yetSamuel L Jackson wrote:The Lords of Pwnage versus the Islanders.
bricka wrote:Err... why does that sound unintentionally filthy?gsandi wrote:Then of course the Canadian specialties, like stuffed beaver with maple syrup topping. Yummy.
linguoboy wrote:No, Your Honour, we didn't call a second witness. I have no idea what he's doing here.Feÿ wrote:This shit is so fucking retarded.
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<Rhob> I have a fetish for women.
<Rhob> I have a fetish for women.
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The Polytheists thread in ephemera:
Salmoneus wrote:Chemical analysis produces models that are often statistically correlated to models produced by the 'eat it and see if you die' model.
I KEIM HEWE IN THE ΠVEΓININΓ TA LEAWN WELX, ΠVVT NAW THE ΠVWΠVΣE FVW ΠVEINΓ HEWE IΣ VNKLEAW. THAT IΣ WAIT I LIKE TA MAKE KAWNLANΓΣ AWN THE ΣΠAWT.
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"Basque and Eskimo are related?!?!" in L&L, I believe.Eddy wrote:I keep having this mental image of Benedictine monks traveling all the way to the Kalahari desert, tossing a !Xóõ dictionary at the locals and saying "Speak this or we'll launch and inquisition."
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<Rhob> I have a fetish for women.
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My recent signature...I don't remember what thread.
Wycoval wrote:Books don't make funny noises when you tickle them.chris_notts wrote:That's why having kids is a bad idea... it stops you focusing on the important things in life, like books.
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<Rhob> I have a fetish for women.
<Rhob> I have a fetish for women.
A good one, and etymologically correct.kodé wrote:If 'homo' is Greek for 'same', 'hetero' is Greek for 'other', and 'metro' is Greek for 'mother'/'maternal', ¿isn't a 'metrosexual' a motherfucker?
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Kuvdamos wrote:A good one, and etymologically correct.kodé wrote:If 'homo' is Greek for 'same', 'hetero' is Greek for 'other', and 'metro' is Greek for 'mother'/'maternal', ¿isn't a 'metrosexual' a motherfucker?
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[quote="Arunaza"]Sa ne íst trýwon. The pẃneþ teh.[/quote]
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From "Pic in Sig" in Ephemera. I'd sigquote it, but it's too long.
Dewrad wrote:I have two theories on this.
Either
1) It's a code in which he is telling us that while he was in a coastal city in New Zealand , he caught crabs while going down on some boy pussy , and that this had the unfortunate effect of turning his helmet (which, as we all know, is a slang term for one's glans penis) a disturbing shade of green .
Or
2) He just really likes those pictures.
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I love this post for a nice bit of orthographic silliness:
Dingbats wrote:You mean they were all transcribed with <l>, but you changed it to <n>...? Ok....-Klaivas- wrote:I had/have the problem in Ewari of having /l l` L L\/, which used to be <l> but are now <n>.
...this is the main reason why I created a conscript
[quote="Amaya"]Every now and then, the world tries to say something. I'm never quite sure whether or not to listen to it at times like that.[/quote]
http://www.spinnoff.com/zbb/viewtopic.p ... 896#426896
praseodymium wrote:Do you have some sort of scat fetish?Shm Jay wrote:Two questions:
1. What happens if the poniboi farts?
2. What happens if the poniboi defecates?
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After he's made over 6000 posts, people finally begin to realize Shm Jay's Terrible Secret!Kuvdamos wrote:http://www.spinnoff.com/zbb/viewtopic.p ... 896#426896
praseodymium wrote:Do you have some sort of scat fetish? :?Shm Jay wrote:Two questions:
1. What happens if the poniboi farts?
2. What happens if the poniboi defecates?
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WMiller wrote:Noooo! You blew my cover!!!!!!con quesa wrote:Uh, Nae. You do realize that Warren is a double agent working for the Frankish king, right?Nae wrote:... Warren... Is that you? Come closer, boy... My eyes are not what they used to be. Listen to me, Warren. God has brought you back to us for a reason. You have to drive the Franks out of here, you have to destroy them, or we will all lie dead come spring.
Oh, and thanks for the welcome backs.
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<Rhob> I have a fetish for women.
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Lahme wrote:Proto-Tower-Of-Babelese
.... - Babelese
........ - Hebrew
........ - Arabic
........ - Nahuatl
.............. - French
.... - Proto-World
.... - Basque
......... - Proto-Indo-European
......... - Proto-Weird
.............. - Proto-Caucasian
.............. - Proto-Australian
Salmoneus wrote:The existence of science has not been homosexually proven.