- Retroactively corrected a word-final /e/ that didn't get raised to /i/ (my bad ).
- /ɹ/ /ɻ/
- Word-initial or intervocalic /w/ /v/
- The only remaining final stop in the sample has debucallized to /ʔ/, following the same pattern as the fricatives.
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Dibotahamdn duthma jallni agaynni ra hgitn lakrhmi.
Amuhawr jalla vowa vta hlakrhi hdm duthmi xaja.
Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro.
Amuhawr jalla vowa vta hlakrhi hdm duthmi xaja.
Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro.
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1. Vɦ Vh > V̈
2. ʐ > ɻ
4. sʰ ʃʰ ʂʰ > h x x
3. Orthogrphy Change
/ˈʂoväü da ˈʃeʃi ba da ˈjonesar ˈstï, ˈɡäɻainä as ˈaul ˈläïlar xar bəˈna na ˈäɻaiʃë ˈfɻäü au ˈpʰïla ba ˈkʰaɭa, ˈapʰaiɮi ˈblä ˈpʰïla. da ˈɻefälä ˈvar ˈfaudar ver ˈäɻana ˈhaɮa ˈɬïɻi ˈepʰlesaɮi ˈɻaixanerda i da ˈkʰautʰasurna. ˈaʈʰa ˈɻinatʰäsana, ˈstï nar ˈlula ˈɡäɻainä ˈainatʰar ˈxɻä ˈlaur nar ˈʃëʃa ˈɻë ˈfɻama ˈfɻirmana, ˈaʃi na ˈaiɻa ba ˈvë ˈamaiɻana ˈtʰaiɻaɻerma dä var ˈirar, ˈavaisar, nar ˈsauter ˈpʰɻafarisar bi ˈlau ˈëɻaurmanä ˈesailfa. ˈvau ˈxauɖä ˈjeɻar ˈaʈʰa ˈemaisafirna, ˈpʰlï ˈʃëʃa ˈdä nar ˈfeɻaina ˈʈauʔ ˈfeɻa ˈxuʒë au ˈmi, ˈvina, nar ˈxelʲʃanʲa ˈalë xu vɻa ˈpʰïfali ˈafili fɻa ˈixola ˈʈʰïmanä, ˈdenase, nar ˈidaverola ˈɻes. ˈtʰari, ˈpʰlï ˈaufaʃä ˈsauter ˈxɻä, ˈpʰɻufel, nar ˈabü ˈblä ˈpʰïla i ˈʃeʃë ˈaul ˈüɻa da ˈnirna, kʰəˈnarevosi ta da ˈdesəpɻäɻaurnë ˈnaubɻa ba ˈbläsa nar ˈaɻa ˈmenauɻaser i ˈrilra nar ˈpʰɻernar i da ˈkʰauʈi dat ˈlir da ˈvɻalda i ˈekɻasirna... da ˈʃeʃi ba ˈblä ˈpʰïla i da ˈjonesar ˈstï er ˈpʰɻaxäsa ˈmutʰa ˈkʰwitasetli ˈamaiɻana ˈstauɻi ba ˈfɻirma nar ˈlëɻasi./
2. ʐ > ɻ
4. sʰ ʃʰ ʂʰ > h x x
3. Orthogrphy Change
/ˈʂoväü da ˈʃeʃi ba da ˈjonesar ˈstï, ˈɡäɻainä as ˈaul ˈläïlar xar bəˈna na ˈäɻaiʃë ˈfɻäü au ˈpʰïla ba ˈkʰaɭa, ˈapʰaiɮi ˈblä ˈpʰïla. da ˈɻefälä ˈvar ˈfaudar ver ˈäɻana ˈhaɮa ˈɬïɻi ˈepʰlesaɮi ˈɻaixanerda i da ˈkʰautʰasurna. ˈaʈʰa ˈɻinatʰäsana, ˈstï nar ˈlula ˈɡäɻainä ˈainatʰar ˈxɻä ˈlaur nar ˈʃëʃa ˈɻë ˈfɻama ˈfɻirmana, ˈaʃi na ˈaiɻa ba ˈvë ˈamaiɻana ˈtʰaiɻaɻerma dä var ˈirar, ˈavaisar, nar ˈsauter ˈpʰɻafarisar bi ˈlau ˈëɻaurmanä ˈesailfa. ˈvau ˈxauɖä ˈjeɻar ˈaʈʰa ˈemaisafirna, ˈpʰlï ˈʃëʃa ˈdä nar ˈfeɻaina ˈʈauʔ ˈfeɻa ˈxuʒë au ˈmi, ˈvina, nar ˈxelʲʃanʲa ˈalë xu vɻa ˈpʰïfali ˈafili fɻa ˈixola ˈʈʰïmanä, ˈdenase, nar ˈidaverola ˈɻes. ˈtʰari, ˈpʰlï ˈaufaʃä ˈsauter ˈxɻä, ˈpʰɻufel, nar ˈabü ˈblä ˈpʰïla i ˈʃeʃë ˈaul ˈüɻa da ˈnirna, kʰəˈnarevosi ta da ˈdesəpɻäɻaurnë ˈnaubɻa ba ˈbläsa nar ˈaɻa ˈmenauɻaser i ˈrilra nar ˈpʰɻernar i da ˈkʰauʈi dat ˈlir da ˈvɻalda i ˈekɻasirna... da ˈʃeʃi ba ˈblä ˈpʰïla i da ˈjonesar ˈstï er ˈpʰɻaxäsa ˈmutʰa ˈkʰwitasetli ˈamaiɻana ˈstauɻi ba ˈfɻirma nar ˈlëɻasi./
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- /pʰ tʰ ʈʰ kʰ ʃ ʒ/ /f θ ʂ x ɕ ʑ/
- Palatalization is lost.
- /e i/ /ø y/ after a labial consonant (/w/ counts).
- Words that start with a vowel gain an epenthetic /ʔ/ before them.
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- /r/ /ʀ/
- /ʔ v ʀ/ /∅ f χ/ word-finally. (The last one should remain uvular and not shift to velar, at least not yet, but I don't want to mix IPA and X-SAMPA.)
- The stress accent is lost, leaving the existing pitch accent.
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New text since that's way more than enough.
/ðɪs fə.ˈdɔː.rə ˈaɪ ˈwer ˈsoʊ ˈpraʊd.li ə.ˈpɑːn ˈmaɪ ˈhed z ˈmɔːr ðən dʒəst ə ˈpiːs əv ˈklæ.si ˈhedwer, ˈɪt ˈsɪm.bə.ˌlaɪ.zəz ˈmaɪ ˌɪn.ˈte.lə.dʒəns ənd en.ˈlaɪ.tən.mənt. ˌɪn.ˈte.lə.dʒəns bɪˈstoʊd ə.ˈpɑːn ˈmaɪ baɪ ˈmaɪ ˈhɑːrd ˈwɝːk ənd ˈstʌ.di.ɪŋ, ˈnɑːt baɪ səm ˈfoʊ.ni ˈɡɑːdz ˈbles.ɪŋ. en.ˈlaɪ.tən.mənt ˈbrɔːt ɑːn baɪ ˈkɑː.mən ˈsens ənd ˈnɑːt ˈlɪs.n̩.ɪŋ tə ˈhwət səˈsaɪəti ˈtelz ˈmiː. də ˈnɑːt ˈlɪsn̩ tə ðə ˈʃiːpl̩ əv ðɪs ˈwɝːld, ðər z ˈnoʊ ˈɒlnoʊɪŋ, ˈɔːlˈpaʊərfəl ˈɡɑːd ðət kriˈeɪtəd ˈevriθɪŋ, wi ˈmeɪd ˈhwət wi həv təˈdeɪ. ˈmɑːdərn ˌkrɪstʃiˈænəti həz ˈoʊnli ɪgˈzɪstəd fər ˈfɔːr ˈθaʊzn̩d ˈjɪr̩z, weˈræz ðə ˈɝːθ həz ˈbɪn əˈraʊnd fər ˈoʊvə ˈtuː ˈmɪljən ˈjɪr̩z. ˈkrɪstʃənz ˈkleɪm ðət ɪn ˈɔːrdər tə ˈentər ði ˈæftərˌlaɪf ənd əˈsend tə ˈhevn̩, wi ˈniːd tə ˈwɝːʃəp ˈaʊər ˈlɔːrd ənd ˈseɪvjər ˌdʒiːzəs ˈkraɪst, ənd ˈɡoʊ tə ˈtʃɝːtʃ ˈevri ˈsʌndeɪ, ðə ˈsæbəθ, ɔːr ˈhoʊli ˈdeɪ. ˈɪf ðət s tə bəˈliːvd, ər wi ˈment tə bəˈliːv ðət ˈɑːnəst, ˈkerɪŋ, ˈdʒenjəwənli ˈɡʊd ˈpiːpl̩ ˈsətʃ əz məˈhɑːtmə ˈɡɑːndi ər ˈrɑːtɪŋ ɪn ˈhel fər ˈnɑːt ˈwɝːʃəpɪŋ ˈsəˌmwənz ˌɪˈmædʒəˌneri ˈfrend? ɪkˈspleɪn ðɪs, ˈkrɪstʃənz. ðə ˈveri ˈθɔːt əv ðət ˈmeɪks ˈmiː ˈsɪk. ˈhaʊ kən ju bəˈliːv ðɪs ˈkaɪnd əv ˈɡɑːrbɪdʒ? ˈhaʊ kən ˈeniwʌn? ˈweɪk ʌp, ˈpiːpl̩. ˈɪf ju ˈlaɪk ˈriːdɪŋ ˈbʊks, riːd ˈsʌmθɪŋ baɪ ern̩ ˈrænd, ˈnɑːt ðə ˈbaɪbl̩.
ˈɒlsoʊ, hɪərz ə ˈfækt fər ju: ðə ˈbaɪbl̩ ðə ðə ˌbestˈselɪŋ ˈfɪkʃn̩ ˈbʊk əv ˈɒl ˈtaɪm, wɪθ ˈθaʊzəndz əv ˈdɪfərənt ˈvɝːʒənz əv ˈɪt ɪn ˈhʌndrədz əv ˈdɪfərənt ˈlæŋɡwədʒəz. ðɪs ˈwɝːk əv ˈfɪkʃn̩ sərˈpæsəz ðət əv ˈdʒeɪ. ˈkeɪ. ˈrəʊlɪŋ, ˈsiː. ˈes. ˈes. ˈluːɪs ənd ˈdʒeɪ. ˈɑːr. ˈɑːr. ˈtɒlkiːn kəmˈbaɪnd. əˈstaʊndɪŋ, ˈɪzənt ˈɪt./
<This fedora I wear so proudly upon my head is more than just a piece of classy headwear, it symbolizes my intelligence and enlightenment. Intelligence bestowed upon my by my hard work and studying, not by some phony god's blessing. Enlightenment brought on by common sense and not listening to what society tells me. Do not listen to the sheeple of this world, there is no all-knowing, all-powerful god that created everything, we MADE what we have today. Modern Christianity has only existed for four thousand years, whereas the Earth has been around for over two million years. Christians claim that in order to enter the afterlife and ascend to Heaven, we need to worship "our lord and savior Jesus Christ", and go to church every Sunday, the Sabbath, or "holy day". If that is to believed, are we meant to believe that honest, caring, genuinely good people such as Mahatma Ghandi are rotting in Hell for not worshiping someone's imaginary friend? Explain this, Christians. The very thought of that makes me sick. How can you believe this kind of garbage? How can anyone? Wake up, people. If you like reading books, read something by Aryn Rand, not the Bible.
Also, here's a fact for you: The Bible the the best-selling fiction book of all time, with thousands of different versions of it in hundreds of different languages. This work of fiction surpasses that of J. K. Rowling, C. S. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien combined. Astounding, isn't it.>
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aɪ aʊ eɪ oʊ > eː ɑː iː ʌu
iː uː eː ɔː ɑː > əi u i o uɑ
r̩ n̩ l̩ > a
/ðɪs fə.ˈdo.rə ˈiˈwer ˈsʌu ˈpruɑd.li ə.ˈpuɑn ˈmiˈhed z ˈmor ðən dʒəst ə ˈpəis əv ˈklæ.si ˈhedwer, ˈɪt ˈsɪm.bə.ˌli.zəz ˈmiˌɪn.ˈte.lə.dʒəns ənd en.ˈli.tən.mənt. ˌɪn.ˈte.lə.dʒəns bɪˈstʌud ə.ˈpuɑn ˈmibiˈmiˈhuɑrd ˈwɝːk ənd ˈstʌ.di.ɪŋ, ˈnuɑt bisəm ˈfʌu.ni ˈɡuɑdz ˈbles.ɪŋ. en.ˈli.tən.mənt ˈbrot uɑn biˈkuɑ.mən ˈsens ənd ˈnuɑt ˈlɪs.a.ɪŋ tə ˈhwət səˈsiəti ˈtelz ˈməi. də ˈnuɑt ˈlɪsa tə ðə ˈʃəipa əv ðɪs ˈwɝːld, ðər z ˈnʌu ˈɒlnʌuɪŋ, ˈolˈpuɑərfəl ˈɡuɑd ðət kriˈəitəd ˈevriθɪŋ, wi ˈməid ˈhwət wi həv təˈdəi. ˈmuɑdərn ˌkrɪstʃiˈænəti həz ˈʌunli ɪgˈzɪstəd fər ˈfor ˈθuɑzad ˈjɪaz, weˈræz ðə ˈɝːθ həz ˈbɪn əˈruɑnd fər ˈʌuvə ˈtu ˈmɪljən ˈjɪaz. ˈkrɪstʃənz ˈkləim ðət ɪn ˈordər tə ˈentər ði ˈæftərˌlif ənd əˈsend tə ˈheva, wi ˈnəid tə ˈwɝːʃəp ˈuɑər ˈlord ənd ˈsəivjər ˌdʒəizəs ˈkrist, ənd ˈɡʌu tə ˈtʃɝːtʃ ˈevri ˈsʌndəi, ðə ˈsæbəθ, or ˈhʌuli ˈdəi. ˈɪf ðət s tə bəˈləivd, ər wi ˈment tə bəˈləiv ðət ˈuɑnəst, ˈkerɪŋ, ˈdʒenjəwənli ˈɡʊd ˈpəipa ˈsətʃ əz məˈhuɑtmə ˈɡuɑndi ər ˈruɑtɪŋ ɪn ˈhel fər ˈnuɑt ˈwɝːʃəpɪŋ ˈsəˌmwənz ˌɪˈmædʒəˌneri ˈfrend? ɪkˈspləin ðɪs, ˈkrɪstʃənz. ðə ˈveri ˈθot əv ðət ˈməiks ˈməi ˈsɪk. ˈhuɑ kən ju bəˈləiv ðɪs ˈkind əv ˈɡuɑrbɪdʒ? ˈhuɑ kən ˈeniwʌn? ˈwəik ʌp, ˈpəipa. ˈɪf ju ˈlik ˈrəidɪŋ ˈbʊks, rəid ˈsʌmθɪŋ biera ˈrænd, ˈnuɑt ðə ˈbiba.
ˈɒlsʌu, hɪərz ə ˈfækt fər ju: ðə ˈbiba ðə ðə ˌbestˈselɪŋ ˈfɪkʃa ˈbʊk əv ˈɒl ˈtim, wɪθ ˈθuɑzəndz əv ˈdɪfərənt ˈvɝːʒənz əv ˈɪt ɪn ˈhʌndrədz əv ˈdɪfərənt ˈlæŋɡwədʒəz. ðɪs ˈwɝːk əv ˈfɪkʃa sərˈpæsəz ðət əv ˈdʒəi. ˈkəi. ˈrəʊlɪŋ, ˈsəi. ˈes. ˈes. ˈluɪs ənd ˈdʒəi. ˈuɑr. ˈuɑr. ˈtɒlkəin kəmˈbind. əˈstuɑndɪŋ, ˈɪzənt ˈɪt./
/ðɪs fə.ˈdɔː.rə ˈaɪ ˈwer ˈsoʊ ˈpraʊd.li ə.ˈpɑːn ˈmaɪ ˈhed z ˈmɔːr ðən dʒəst ə ˈpiːs əv ˈklæ.si ˈhedwer, ˈɪt ˈsɪm.bə.ˌlaɪ.zəz ˈmaɪ ˌɪn.ˈte.lə.dʒəns ənd en.ˈlaɪ.tən.mənt. ˌɪn.ˈte.lə.dʒəns bɪˈstoʊd ə.ˈpɑːn ˈmaɪ baɪ ˈmaɪ ˈhɑːrd ˈwɝːk ənd ˈstʌ.di.ɪŋ, ˈnɑːt baɪ səm ˈfoʊ.ni ˈɡɑːdz ˈbles.ɪŋ. en.ˈlaɪ.tən.mənt ˈbrɔːt ɑːn baɪ ˈkɑː.mən ˈsens ənd ˈnɑːt ˈlɪs.n̩.ɪŋ tə ˈhwət səˈsaɪəti ˈtelz ˈmiː. də ˈnɑːt ˈlɪsn̩ tə ðə ˈʃiːpl̩ əv ðɪs ˈwɝːld, ðər z ˈnoʊ ˈɒlnoʊɪŋ, ˈɔːlˈpaʊərfəl ˈɡɑːd ðət kriˈeɪtəd ˈevriθɪŋ, wi ˈmeɪd ˈhwət wi həv təˈdeɪ. ˈmɑːdərn ˌkrɪstʃiˈænəti həz ˈoʊnli ɪgˈzɪstəd fər ˈfɔːr ˈθaʊzn̩d ˈjɪr̩z, weˈræz ðə ˈɝːθ həz ˈbɪn əˈraʊnd fər ˈoʊvə ˈtuː ˈmɪljən ˈjɪr̩z. ˈkrɪstʃənz ˈkleɪm ðət ɪn ˈɔːrdər tə ˈentər ði ˈæftərˌlaɪf ənd əˈsend tə ˈhevn̩, wi ˈniːd tə ˈwɝːʃəp ˈaʊər ˈlɔːrd ənd ˈseɪvjər ˌdʒiːzəs ˈkraɪst, ənd ˈɡoʊ tə ˈtʃɝːtʃ ˈevri ˈsʌndeɪ, ðə ˈsæbəθ, ɔːr ˈhoʊli ˈdeɪ. ˈɪf ðət s tə bəˈliːvd, ər wi ˈment tə bəˈliːv ðət ˈɑːnəst, ˈkerɪŋ, ˈdʒenjəwənli ˈɡʊd ˈpiːpl̩ ˈsətʃ əz məˈhɑːtmə ˈɡɑːndi ər ˈrɑːtɪŋ ɪn ˈhel fər ˈnɑːt ˈwɝːʃəpɪŋ ˈsəˌmwənz ˌɪˈmædʒəˌneri ˈfrend? ɪkˈspleɪn ðɪs, ˈkrɪstʃənz. ðə ˈveri ˈθɔːt əv ðət ˈmeɪks ˈmiː ˈsɪk. ˈhaʊ kən ju bəˈliːv ðɪs ˈkaɪnd əv ˈɡɑːrbɪdʒ? ˈhaʊ kən ˈeniwʌn? ˈweɪk ʌp, ˈpiːpl̩. ˈɪf ju ˈlaɪk ˈriːdɪŋ ˈbʊks, riːd ˈsʌmθɪŋ baɪ ern̩ ˈrænd, ˈnɑːt ðə ˈbaɪbl̩.
ˈɒlsoʊ, hɪərz ə ˈfækt fər ju: ðə ˈbaɪbl̩ ðə ðə ˌbestˈselɪŋ ˈfɪkʃn̩ ˈbʊk əv ˈɒl ˈtaɪm, wɪθ ˈθaʊzəndz əv ˈdɪfərənt ˈvɝːʒənz əv ˈɪt ɪn ˈhʌndrədz əv ˈdɪfərənt ˈlæŋɡwədʒəz. ðɪs ˈwɝːk əv ˈfɪkʃn̩ sərˈpæsəz ðət əv ˈdʒeɪ. ˈkeɪ. ˈrəʊlɪŋ, ˈsiː. ˈes. ˈes. ˈluːɪs ənd ˈdʒeɪ. ˈɑːr. ˈɑːr. ˈtɒlkiːn kəmˈbaɪnd. əˈstaʊndɪŋ, ˈɪzənt ˈɪt./
<This fedora I wear so proudly upon my head is more than just a piece of classy headwear, it symbolizes my intelligence and enlightenment. Intelligence bestowed upon my by my hard work and studying, not by some phony god's blessing. Enlightenment brought on by common sense and not listening to what society tells me. Do not listen to the sheeple of this world, there is no all-knowing, all-powerful god that created everything, we MADE what we have today. Modern Christianity has only existed for four thousand years, whereas the Earth has been around for over two million years. Christians claim that in order to enter the afterlife and ascend to Heaven, we need to worship "our lord and savior Jesus Christ", and go to church every Sunday, the Sabbath, or "holy day". If that is to believed, are we meant to believe that honest, caring, genuinely good people such as Mahatma Ghandi are rotting in Hell for not worshiping someone's imaginary friend? Explain this, Christians. The very thought of that makes me sick. How can you believe this kind of garbage? How can anyone? Wake up, people. If you like reading books, read something by Aryn Rand, not the Bible.
Also, here's a fact for you: The Bible the the best-selling fiction book of all time, with thousands of different versions of it in hundreds of different languages. This work of fiction surpasses that of J. K. Rowling, C. S. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien combined. Astounding, isn't it.>
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aɪ aʊ eɪ oʊ > eː ɑː iː ʌu
iː uː eː ɔː ɑː > əi u i o uɑ
r̩ n̩ l̩ > a
/ðɪs fə.ˈdo.rə ˈiˈwer ˈsʌu ˈpruɑd.li ə.ˈpuɑn ˈmiˈhed z ˈmor ðən dʒəst ə ˈpəis əv ˈklæ.si ˈhedwer, ˈɪt ˈsɪm.bə.ˌli.zəz ˈmiˌɪn.ˈte.lə.dʒəns ənd en.ˈli.tən.mənt. ˌɪn.ˈte.lə.dʒəns bɪˈstʌud ə.ˈpuɑn ˈmibiˈmiˈhuɑrd ˈwɝːk ənd ˈstʌ.di.ɪŋ, ˈnuɑt bisəm ˈfʌu.ni ˈɡuɑdz ˈbles.ɪŋ. en.ˈli.tən.mənt ˈbrot uɑn biˈkuɑ.mən ˈsens ənd ˈnuɑt ˈlɪs.a.ɪŋ tə ˈhwət səˈsiəti ˈtelz ˈməi. də ˈnuɑt ˈlɪsa tə ðə ˈʃəipa əv ðɪs ˈwɝːld, ðər z ˈnʌu ˈɒlnʌuɪŋ, ˈolˈpuɑərfəl ˈɡuɑd ðət kriˈəitəd ˈevriθɪŋ, wi ˈməid ˈhwət wi həv təˈdəi. ˈmuɑdərn ˌkrɪstʃiˈænəti həz ˈʌunli ɪgˈzɪstəd fər ˈfor ˈθuɑzad ˈjɪaz, weˈræz ðə ˈɝːθ həz ˈbɪn əˈruɑnd fər ˈʌuvə ˈtu ˈmɪljən ˈjɪaz. ˈkrɪstʃənz ˈkləim ðət ɪn ˈordər tə ˈentər ði ˈæftərˌlif ənd əˈsend tə ˈheva, wi ˈnəid tə ˈwɝːʃəp ˈuɑər ˈlord ənd ˈsəivjər ˌdʒəizəs ˈkrist, ənd ˈɡʌu tə ˈtʃɝːtʃ ˈevri ˈsʌndəi, ðə ˈsæbəθ, or ˈhʌuli ˈdəi. ˈɪf ðət s tə bəˈləivd, ər wi ˈment tə bəˈləiv ðət ˈuɑnəst, ˈkerɪŋ, ˈdʒenjəwənli ˈɡʊd ˈpəipa ˈsətʃ əz məˈhuɑtmə ˈɡuɑndi ər ˈruɑtɪŋ ɪn ˈhel fər ˈnuɑt ˈwɝːʃəpɪŋ ˈsəˌmwənz ˌɪˈmædʒəˌneri ˈfrend? ɪkˈspləin ðɪs, ˈkrɪstʃənz. ðə ˈveri ˈθot əv ðət ˈməiks ˈməi ˈsɪk. ˈhuɑ kən ju bəˈləiv ðɪs ˈkind əv ˈɡuɑrbɪdʒ? ˈhuɑ kən ˈeniwʌn? ˈwəik ʌp, ˈpəipa. ˈɪf ju ˈlik ˈrəidɪŋ ˈbʊks, rəid ˈsʌmθɪŋ biera ˈrænd, ˈnuɑt ðə ˈbiba.
ˈɒlsʌu, hɪərz ə ˈfækt fər ju: ðə ˈbiba ðə ðə ˌbestˈselɪŋ ˈfɪkʃa ˈbʊk əv ˈɒl ˈtim, wɪθ ˈθuɑzəndz əv ˈdɪfərənt ˈvɝːʒənz əv ˈɪt ɪn ˈhʌndrədz əv ˈdɪfərənt ˈlæŋɡwədʒəz. ðɪs ˈwɝːk əv ˈfɪkʃa sərˈpæsəz ðət əv ˈdʒəi. ˈkəi. ˈrəʊlɪŋ, ˈsəi. ˈes. ˈes. ˈluɪs ənd ˈdʒəi. ˈuɑr. ˈuɑr. ˈtɒlkəin kəmˈbind. əˈstuɑndɪŋ, ˈɪzənt ˈɪt./
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ˈɔlsʌu, hɪaz ə ˈfækt fa ju: ðə ˈbiba ðə ðə ˌbestˈselɪŋ ˈfɪkʃa ˈbɔk əv ˈɔl ˈtim, wɪθ ˈθuɑzəndz əv ˈdɪfaənt ˈvɜɪʒənz əv ˈɪt ɪn ˈhɜndɹədz əv ˈdɪfaənt ˈlæŋɡwədʒəz. ðɪs ˈwɜɪk əv ˈfɪkʃa saˈpæsəz ðət əv ˈdʒəi. ˈkəi. ˈɹəʊlɪŋ, ˈsəi. ˈes. ˈes. ˈluɪs ənd ˈdʒəi. ˈuɑ. ˈuɑ. ˈtɔlkəin kəmˈbind. əˈstuɑndɪŋ, ˈɪzənt ˈɪt./
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ˈɔl.sʌu, hɪaz ə ˈfækt̚ fa ju: ðə ˈbi.ba ðə ðə ˌbest̚ ˈsel.ɪ̃ ˈfɪk̚.ʃa ˈbɔk̚ əv ˈɔl ˈtĩ, wɪθ ˈθuɑ.zə̃dz əv ˈdɪ.fa.ənt̚ ˈvɜɪ.ʒə̃z əv ˈɪt̚ ɪ̃ ˈhɜ̃d.ɹədz əv ˈdɪ.fa.ənt̚ ˈlæŋ.ɡwədʒ.əz. ðɪs ˈwɜɪk̚ əv ˈfɪk̚.ʃa sa.ˈpæs.əz ðət̚ əv ˈdʒəi. ˈkəi. ˈɹəʊlɪ̃, ˈsəi. ˈes. ˈes. ˈlu.ɪs ə̃d ˈdʒəi. ˈuɑ. ˈuɑ. ˈtɔl.kə̃ĩ kə̃.ˈbĩd. ə.ˈstũɑ̃d.ɪ̃, ˈɪz.ə̃t̚ ˈɪt̚./
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ˈɔl.sʌu, hɪaz ə ˈfækt̚ fa ju: ðə ˈbi.ba ðə ðə ˌbest̚ ˈsel.ɪ̃ ˈfɪk̚.ʃa ˈbɔk̚ əv ˈɔl ˈtĩ, wɪθ ˈθuɑ.zə̃dz əv ˈdɪ.fa.ə̃t̚ ˈvɜɪ.ʒə̃z əv ˈɪt̚ ɪ̃ ˈhɜ̃d.ɹədz əv ˈdɪ.fa.ə̃t̚ ˈlæ̃.ɡwədʒ.əz. ðɪs ˈwɜɪk̚ əv ˈfɪk̚.ʃa sa.ˈpæs.əz ðət̚ əv ˈdʒəi. ˈkəi. ˈɹəʊlɪ̃, ˈsəi. ˈes. ˈes. ˈlu.ɪs ə̃d ˈdʒəi. ˈuɑ. ˈuɑ. ˈtɔl.kə̃ĩ kə̃.ˈbĩd. ə.ˈstũɑ̃d.ɪ̃, ˈɪz.ə̃t̚ ˈɪt̚./
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ɪ̃ ĩ ũ ʊ̃ æ̃ > ẽ ẽ õ õ ã
2 ɪ ʊ > i u
b d merge with v ð, having the fricativs as allophones V_V.
pronouns become pro clitics, with appropriate orthography change.
/dis fəˈdo.ɹə iˈwe ˈsʌu ˈpɹuɑd.li əˈpõɑ̃ miˈhed z ˈmo də̃ dʒəst̚ ə ˈpəis əb ˈklæ.si ˈhed.we, ˈit̚ ˈsẽ.bə.ˌli.zəz miˌẽˈte.lə.dʒə̃s ə̃d ẽˈli.tə̃.mə̃t̚. ˌẽˈte.lə.dʒə̃s biˈstʌud əˈpõɑ̃ miˈbi miˈhuɑd ˈwɜik̚ ə̃d ˈstɜ.di.ẽ, ˈnuɑt̚ bi sə̃ ˈfʌ̃õ.ni ˈɡuɑdz ˈbles.ẽ. ẽˈli.tə̃.mə̃t̚ ˈbɹot̚ õɑ̃ bi ˈkuɑ.mə̃ ˈsẽs ə̃d ˈnuɑt̚ ˈlis.a.ẽ tə ˈhwət̚ səˈsiəti ˈtelz ˈməi. də ˈnuɑt̚ ˈlis.a tə də ˈʃəi.pa əb dis ˈwɜild, da z ˈnʌu ˈɔl.nʌu.ẽ, ˈɔl.ˈpuɑ.a.fəl ˈɡuɑd dət̚ kɹi.ˈəi.təd ˈeb.ɹi.θẽ, wi ˈməid ˈhwət̚ wi həb təˈdəi. ˈmuɑ.dã ˌkɹis.tʃi.ˈãn.ə.ti həz ˈʌõ.li ig.ˈzist̚.əd fa ˈfo ˈθuɑ.zad ˈjiaz, we.ˈɹæz də ˈɜiθ həz ˈbẽ ə.ˈɹuɑ̃d fa ˈʌu.ba ˈtu ˈmil.jən ˈjiaz. ˈkɹis.tʃə̃z ˈklə̃ẽ dət̚ ẽ ˈo.da tə ˈẽ.ta di ˈæf.ta.ˌlif ə̃d ə.ˈsẽd tə ˈhe.ba, wi ˈnəid tə ˈwɜi.ʃəp̚ ˈuɑ.a ˈlod ə̃d ˈsəi.bja ˌdʒəi.zəs ˈkɹist, ə̃d ˈɡʌu tə ˈtʃɜitʃ ˈeb.ɹi ˈsɜ̃.dəi, də ˈsæb.əθ, o ˈhʌu.li ˈdəi. ˈif dət̚ s tə bə.ˈləibd, a wi ˈmẽt̚ tə bə.ˈləib dət̚ ˈõɑ̃n.əst, ˈke.ɹẽ, ˈdʒẽ.jə.wə̃.li ˈɡɔd ˈpəi.pa ˈsətʃ əz mə.ˈhuɑt̚.mə ˈɡõɑ̃.di a ˈɹuɑt̚.ẽ in ˈhel fa ˈnuɑt̚ ˈwɜi.ʃəp̚.ẽ ˈsə̃.ˌwə̃z ˌi.ˈmæ.dʒə.ˌne.ɹi ˈfɹẽd? ik.ˈsplə̃ẽ dis, ˈkɹis.tʃə̃z. də ˈbe.ɹi ˈθot̚ əb dət̚ ˈməiks ˈməi ˈsik̚. ˈhuɑ kə̃ ju bə.ˈləib dis ˈkẽd əb ˈɡuɑ.bidʒ? ˈhuɑ kə̃ ˈen.i.wɜ̃? ˈwəik̚ ɜp, ˈpəi.pa. ˈif ju ˈlik̚ ˈɹəid.ẽ ˈbɔks, ɹəid ˈsɜm.θẽ bi e.ɹa ˈɹãd, ˈnuɑt̚ də ˈbi.ba.
ˈɔl.sʌu, hiaz ə ˈfækt̚ fa ju: də ˈbi.ba də də ˌbest̚ ˈsel.ẽ ˈfik̚.ʃa ˈbɔk̚ əb ˈɔl ˈtẽ, wiθ ˈθuɑ.zə̃dz əb ˈdi.fa.ə̃t̚ ˈbɜi.ʒə̃z əb ˈit̚ ẽ ˈhɜ̃d.ɹədz əb ˈdi.fa.ə̃t̚ ˈlã.ɡwədʒ.əz. dis ˈwɜik̚ əb ˈfik̚.ʃa sa.ˈpæs.əz dət̚ əb ˈdʒəi. ˈkəi. ˈɹəulẽ, ˈsəi. ˈes. ˈes. ˈlu.is ə̃d ˈdʒəi. ˈuɑ. ˈuɑ. ˈtɔl.kə̃ẽ kə̃.ˈbẽd. ə.ˈstõɑ̃d.ẽ, ˈiz.ə̃t̚ ˈit̚./
2 ɪ ʊ > i u
b d merge with v ð, having the fricativs as allophones V_V.
pronouns become pro clitics, with appropriate orthography change.
/dis fəˈdo.ɹə iˈwe ˈsʌu ˈpɹuɑd.li əˈpõɑ̃ miˈhed z ˈmo də̃ dʒəst̚ ə ˈpəis əb ˈklæ.si ˈhed.we, ˈit̚ ˈsẽ.bə.ˌli.zəz miˌẽˈte.lə.dʒə̃s ə̃d ẽˈli.tə̃.mə̃t̚. ˌẽˈte.lə.dʒə̃s biˈstʌud əˈpõɑ̃ miˈbi miˈhuɑd ˈwɜik̚ ə̃d ˈstɜ.di.ẽ, ˈnuɑt̚ bi sə̃ ˈfʌ̃õ.ni ˈɡuɑdz ˈbles.ẽ. ẽˈli.tə̃.mə̃t̚ ˈbɹot̚ õɑ̃ bi ˈkuɑ.mə̃ ˈsẽs ə̃d ˈnuɑt̚ ˈlis.a.ẽ tə ˈhwət̚ səˈsiəti ˈtelz ˈməi. də ˈnuɑt̚ ˈlis.a tə də ˈʃəi.pa əb dis ˈwɜild, da z ˈnʌu ˈɔl.nʌu.ẽ, ˈɔl.ˈpuɑ.a.fəl ˈɡuɑd dət̚ kɹi.ˈəi.təd ˈeb.ɹi.θẽ, wi ˈməid ˈhwət̚ wi həb təˈdəi. ˈmuɑ.dã ˌkɹis.tʃi.ˈãn.ə.ti həz ˈʌõ.li ig.ˈzist̚.əd fa ˈfo ˈθuɑ.zad ˈjiaz, we.ˈɹæz də ˈɜiθ həz ˈbẽ ə.ˈɹuɑ̃d fa ˈʌu.ba ˈtu ˈmil.jən ˈjiaz. ˈkɹis.tʃə̃z ˈklə̃ẽ dət̚ ẽ ˈo.da tə ˈẽ.ta di ˈæf.ta.ˌlif ə̃d ə.ˈsẽd tə ˈhe.ba, wi ˈnəid tə ˈwɜi.ʃəp̚ ˈuɑ.a ˈlod ə̃d ˈsəi.bja ˌdʒəi.zəs ˈkɹist, ə̃d ˈɡʌu tə ˈtʃɜitʃ ˈeb.ɹi ˈsɜ̃.dəi, də ˈsæb.əθ, o ˈhʌu.li ˈdəi. ˈif dət̚ s tə bə.ˈləibd, a wi ˈmẽt̚ tə bə.ˈləib dət̚ ˈõɑ̃n.əst, ˈke.ɹẽ, ˈdʒẽ.jə.wə̃.li ˈɡɔd ˈpəi.pa ˈsətʃ əz mə.ˈhuɑt̚.mə ˈɡõɑ̃.di a ˈɹuɑt̚.ẽ in ˈhel fa ˈnuɑt̚ ˈwɜi.ʃəp̚.ẽ ˈsə̃.ˌwə̃z ˌi.ˈmæ.dʒə.ˌne.ɹi ˈfɹẽd? ik.ˈsplə̃ẽ dis, ˈkɹis.tʃə̃z. də ˈbe.ɹi ˈθot̚ əb dət̚ ˈməiks ˈməi ˈsik̚. ˈhuɑ kə̃ ju bə.ˈləib dis ˈkẽd əb ˈɡuɑ.bidʒ? ˈhuɑ kə̃ ˈen.i.wɜ̃? ˈwəik̚ ɜp, ˈpəi.pa. ˈif ju ˈlik̚ ˈɹəid.ẽ ˈbɔks, ɹəid ˈsɜm.θẽ bi e.ɹa ˈɹãd, ˈnuɑt̚ də ˈbi.ba.
ˈɔl.sʌu, hiaz ə ˈfækt̚ fa ju: də ˈbi.ba də də ˌbest̚ ˈsel.ẽ ˈfik̚.ʃa ˈbɔk̚ əb ˈɔl ˈtẽ, wiθ ˈθuɑ.zə̃dz əb ˈdi.fa.ə̃t̚ ˈbɜi.ʒə̃z əb ˈit̚ ẽ ˈhɜ̃d.ɹədz əb ˈdi.fa.ə̃t̚ ˈlã.ɡwədʒ.əz. dis ˈwɜik̚ əb ˈfik̚.ʃa sa.ˈpæs.əz dət̚ əb ˈdʒəi. ˈkəi. ˈɹəulẽ, ˈsəi. ˈes. ˈes. ˈlu.is ə̃d ˈdʒəi. ˈuɑ. ˈuɑ. ˈtɔl.kə̃ẽ kə̃.ˈbẽd. ə.ˈstõɑ̃d.ẽ, ˈiz.ə̃t̚ ˈit̚./
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ˈɔl.sʌw, hjaz ə ˈfakt̚ fa ju: də ˈbi.ba də də ˌbest̚ ˈsel.ẽ ˈfik̚.ʃa ˈbɔk̚ əb ˈɔl ˈtẽ, wiθ ˈθwa.zə̃dz əb ˈdi.fa.ʔə̃t̚ ˈbɜj.ʒə̃z əb ˈit̚ ẽ ˈhɜ̃d.ɹədz əb ˈdi.fa.ʔə̃t̚ ˈlã.ɡwədʒ.əz. dis ˈwɜjk̚ əb ˈfik̚.ʃa sa.ˈpas.əz dət̚ əb ˈdʒəj. ˈkəj. ˈɹəulẽ, ˈsəj. ˈes. ˈes. ˈlu.jis ə̃d ˈdʒəj. ˈwa. ˈwa. ˈtɔl.kə̃j kə̃.ˈbẽd. ə.ˈstwãd.ẽ, ˈiz.ə̃t̚ ˈit̚./
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ˈɒl.sɑw, hjæz ə ˈfækt̚ fæ ju: də ˈbi.bæ də də ˌbist̚ ˈsil.e ˈfik̚.ʃa ˈbɒk̚ əb ˈɒl ˈte, wiθ ˈθwæ.zɐdz əb ˈdi.fɑ.ʔɐt̚ ˈbʌj.ʒɐz əb ˈit̚ e ˈhɜd.ɹədz əb ˈdi.fæ.ʔɐt̚ ˈlɑ.ɡwədʒ.əz. dis ˈwʌjk̚ əb ˈfik̚.ʃæ sæ.ˈpæs.əz dət̚ əb ˈdʒəj. ˈkəj. ˈɹəule, ˈsəj. ˈis. ˈis. ˈlu.jis ɐd ˈdʒəj. ˈwæ. ˈwæ. ˈtɒl.kɐj kɐ.ˈbed. ə.ˈstwɑd.e, ˈiz.əɐt̚ ˈit̚./
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Dibotahamdn duthma jallni agaynni ra hgitn lakrhmi.
Amuhawr jalla vowa vta hlakrhi hdm duthmi xaja.
Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro.
Amuhawr jalla vowa vta hlakrhi hdm duthmi xaja.
Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro. Irdro.
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ˈɒw.sɑw, hjæz ɜ ˈfækt̚ fæ ju: dɜ ˈbi.bæ dɜ dɜ ˌbist̚ ˈsiw.e ˈfik̚.ʃa ˈbɒk̚ ɜb ˈɒl ˈte, wiθ ˈθwæ.zɐdz ɜb ˈdi.fɑ.ʔɐt̚ ˈbʌj.ʒɐz ɜb ˈit̚ e ˈhɜd.ɹɜdz ɜb ˈdi.fæ.ʔɐt̚ ˈlɑ.ɡwɜdʒ.ɜz. dis ˈwʌjk̚ ɜb ˈfik̚.ʃæ sæ.ˈpæs.ɜz dɜt̚ ɜb ˈdʒɜ. ˈkɜ. ˈɹɵ.le, ˈsɜ. ˈis. ˈis. ˈlu.jis ɐd ˈdʒɜ. ˈwæ. ˈwæ. ˈtɒw.kɐj kɐ.ˈbed. ɜ.ˈstwɑd.e, ˈiz.ɐt̚ ˈit̚./
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/dis fɜ.ˈdu.ɹɜ iˈwi ˈsʌw ˈpɹwæd.li ɜˈpwʌ miˈhid r ˈmu dɜ dʒɜsʔ ɜ ˈpɜs ɜb ˈklæ.si ˈhid.wi, ˈiʔ ˈsɪ.bɜ.ˌli.rɜr miˌjɪˈti.lɜ.dʒɜs ɜd ɪˈli.tɜ.mɜʔ. ˌɪˈti.lɜ.dʒɜs biˈstʌwd ɜˈpwɜ miˈbi miˈfæd ˈwʌjʔ ɜd ˈstʌ.di.ɪ, ˈmæʔ bi sɜ ˈfʌw.ni ˈbædr ˈblis.ɪ. ɪˈli.tɜ.mɜʔ ˈbɹuʔ wʌ bi ˈpæ.mɜ ˈsɪs ɜd ˈmæʔ ˈlis.æ.jɪ tɜ ˈfɜʔ sɜˈsjɜ.ti ˈtilr ˈmɜ. dɜ ˈmæʔ ˈlis.æ tɜ dɜ ˈʃɜ.pæ ɜb dis ˈwʌjld, dæ r ˈnʌw ˈɔw.nʌw.ɪ, ˈɔl.ˈpwæ.ʔæ.fɜl ˈbæd dɜʔ kɹi.ˈjɜ.tɜd ˈib.ɹi.tɪ, wi ˈmɜd ˈfɜʔ wi hɜb tɜˈdɜ. ˈmwæ.dʌ ˌkɹis.tʃi.ˈʌn.ɜ.ti hɜr ˈʌw.li ig.ˈrisʔ.ɜd fæ ˈfu ˈtwæ.ræd ˈʝjær, wi.ˈɹær dɜ ˈʌjt hɜr ˈbɪ ɜ.ˈɹwʌd fæ ˈʌw.bæ ˈtu ˈmiw.jɜn ˈʝjær. ˈkɹis.tʃɜr ˈklɜj dɜʔ ɪ ˈu.dæ tɜ ˈɪ.tæ di ˈæf.tæ.ˌlif ɜd ɜ.ˈsɪd tɜ ˈhi.bæ, wi ˈnɜd tɜ ˈwʌj.ʃɜʔ ˈwæ.ʔæ ˈlud ɜd ˈsɜ.bjæ ˌdʒɜ.rɜs ˈkɹist, ɜd ˈgʌw tɜ ˈtʃʌjtʃ ˈib.ɹi ˈsɜ.dɜ, dɜ ˈsæb.ɜt, u ˈhʌw.li ˈdɜ. ˈif dɜʔ s tɜ bɜ.ˈlɜbd, æ wi ˈmɪʔ tɜ bɜ.ˈlɜb dɜʔ ˈwʌn.ɜst, ˈki.ɹɪ, ˈdʒɪ.jɜ.wɜ.li ˈgɔd ˈpɜ.pæ ˈsɜtʃ ɜr mɜ.ˈfæʔ.mɜ ˈbʌ.di æ ˈɹwæʔ.ɪ in ˈhiw fæ ˈmæʔ ˈwʌj.ʃɜʔ.ɪ ˈsɜ.ˌwɜr ˌi.ˈmæ.dʒɜ.ˌni.ɹi ˈfɹɪd? ik.ˈsplɜj dis, ˈkɹis.tʃɜr. dɜ ˈbi.ɹi ˈtuʔ ɜb dɜʔ ˈmɜks ˈmɜ ˈsiʔ. ˈfæ kɜ ju bɜ.ˈlɜb dis ˈkɪd ɜb ˈbæ.bidʒ? ˈfæ kɜ ˈin.i.wɜ? ˈwɜʔ ʌp, ˈpɜ.pæ. ˈif ju ˈliʔ ˈɹɜd.ɪ ˈbɔks, ɹɜd ˈsʌm.tɪ bi i.ɹæ ˈɹʌd, ˈmæʔ dɜ ˈbi.bæ.
ˈɔw.sʌw, hjær ɜ ˈfækʔ fæ ju: dɜ ˈbi.bæ dɜ dɜ ˌbisʔ ˈsiw.ɪ ˈfiʔ.ʃæ ˈbɔʔ ɜb ˈɔl ˈtɪ, wit ˈtwæ.rɜdr ɜb ˈdi.fʌ.ʔɜʔ ˈbʌj.ʒɜr ɜb ˈiʔ ɪ ˈhɜd.ɹɜdr ɜb ˈdi.fæ.ʔɜʔ ˈlʌ.bɜdʒ.ɜr. dis ˈwʌjʔ ɜb ˈfiʔ.ʃæ sæ.ˈpæs.ɜr dɜʔ ɜb ˈdʒɜ. ˈkɜ. ˈɹɵ.lɪ, ˈsɜ. ˈis. ˈis. ˈlu.jis ɜd ˈdʒɜ. ˈwæ. ˈwæ. ˈtɔw.kɜj kɜ.ˈbɪd. ɜ.ˈstwʌd.ɪ, ˈir.ɜʔ ˈiʔ./
<This fedora I'wear so proudly upon my'head is more than just a piece of classy headwear, it symbolizes my'intelligence and enlightenment. Intelligence bestowed upon my by my'hard work and studying, not by some phony god's blessing. Enlightenment brought on by common sense and not listening to what society tells me. Do not listen to the sheeple of this world, there is no all-knowing, all-powerful god that created everything, we'MADE what we'have today. Modern Christianity has only existed for four thousand years, whereas the Earth has been around for over two million years. Christians claim that in order to enter the afterlife and ascend to Heaven, we'need to worship "our'lord and savior Jesus Christ", and go to church every Sunday, the Sabbath, or "holy day". If that is to believed, are we'meant to believe that honest, caring, genuinely good people such as Mahatma Ghandi are rotting in Hell for not worshiping someone's imaginary friend? Explain this, Christians. The very thought of that makes me sick. How can you'believe this kind of garbage? How can anyone? Wake up, people. If you'like reading books, read something by Aryn Rand, not the Bible.
Also, here's a fact for you: The Bible the the best-selling fiction book of all time, with thousands of different versions of it in hundreds of different languages. This work of fiction surpasses that of J. K. Rowling, C. S. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien combined. Astounding, isn't it.>
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/dis fɜ.ˈdu.ɹɜ iˈwi ˈsʌw ˈpɹwæd.li ɜˈpwʌ miˈhid r ˈmu dɜ dʒɜsʔ ɜ ˈpɜs ɜb ˈklæ.si ˈhid.wi, ˈiʔ ˈsɪ.bɜ.ˌli.rɜr miˌjɪˈti.lɜ.dʒɜs ɜd ɪˈli.tɜ.mɜʔ. ˌɪˈti.lɜ.dʒɜs biˈstʌwd ɜˈpwɜ miˈbi miˈfæd ˈwʌjʔ ɜd ˈstʌ.di.ɪ, ˈmæʔ bi sɜ ˈfʌw.ni ˈbædr ˈblis.ɪ. ɪˈli.tɜ.mɜʔ ˈbɹuʔ wʌ bi ˈpæ.mɜ ˈsɪs ɜd ˈmæʔ ˈlis.æ.jɪ tɜ ˈfɜʔ sɜˈsjɜ.ti ˈtilr ˈmɜ. dɜ ˈmæʔ ˈlis.æ tɜ dɜ ˈʃɜ.pæ ɜb dis ˈwʌjld, dæ r ˈnʌw ˈɔw.nʌw.ɪ, ˈɔl.ˈpwæ.ʔæ.fɜl ˈbæd dɜʔ kɹi.ˈjɜ.tɜd ˈib.ɹi.tɪ, wi ˈmɜd ˈfɜʔ wi hɜb tɜˈdɜ. ˈmwæ.dʌ ˌkɹis.tʃi.ˈʌn.ɜ.ti hɜr ˈʌw.li ig.ˈrisʔ.ɜd fæ ˈfu ˈtwæ.ræd ˈʝjær, wi.ˈɹær dɜ ˈʌjt hɜr ˈbɪ ɜ.ˈɹwʌd fæ ˈʌw.bæ ˈtu ˈmiw.jɜn ˈʝjær. ˈkɹis.tʃɜr ˈklɜj dɜʔ ɪ ˈu.dæ tɜ ˈɪ.tæ di ˈæf.tæ.ˌlif ɜd ɜ.ˈsɪd tɜ ˈhi.bæ, wi ˈnɜd tɜ ˈwʌj.ʃɜʔ ˈwæ.ʔæ ˈlud ɜd ˈsɜ.bjæ ˌdʒɜ.rɜs ˈkɹist, ɜd ˈgʌw tɜ ˈtʃʌjtʃ ˈib.ɹi ˈsɜ.dɜ, dɜ ˈsæb.ɜt, u ˈhʌw.li ˈdɜ. ˈif dɜʔ s tɜ bɜ.ˈlɜbd, æ wi ˈmɪʔ tɜ bɜ.ˈlɜb dɜʔ ˈwʌn.ɜst, ˈki.ɹɪ, ˈdʒɪ.jɜ.wɜ.li ˈgɔd ˈpɜ.pæ ˈsɜtʃ ɜr mɜ.ˈfæʔ.mɜ ˈbʌ.di æ ˈɹwæʔ.ɪ in ˈhiw fæ ˈmæʔ ˈwʌj.ʃɜʔ.ɪ ˈsɜ.ˌwɜr ˌi.ˈmæ.dʒɜ.ˌni.ɹi ˈfɹɪd? ik.ˈsplɜj dis, ˈkɹis.tʃɜr. dɜ ˈbi.ɹi ˈtuʔ ɜb dɜʔ ˈmɜks ˈmɜ ˈsiʔ. ˈfæ kɜ ju bɜ.ˈlɜb dis ˈkɪd ɜb ˈbæ.bidʒ? ˈfæ kɜ ˈin.i.wɜ? ˈwɜʔ ʌp, ˈpɜ.pæ. ˈif ju ˈliʔ ˈɹɜd.ɪ ˈbɔks, ɹɜd ˈsʌm.tɪ bi i.ɹæ ˈɹʌd, ˈmæʔ dɜ ˈbi.bæ.
ˈɔw.sʌw, hjær ɜ ˈfækʔ fæ ju: dɜ ˈbi.bæ dɜ dɜ ˌbisʔ ˈsiw.ɪ ˈfiʔ.ʃæ ˈbɔʔ ɜb ˈɔl ˈtɪ, wit ˈtwæ.rɜdr ɜb ˈdi.fʌ.ʔɜʔ ˈbʌj.ʒɜr ɜb ˈiʔ ɪ ˈhɜd.ɹɜdr ɜb ˈdi.fæ.ʔɜʔ ˈlʌ.bɜdʒ.ɜr. dis ˈwʌjʔ ɜb ˈfiʔ.ʃæ sæ.ˈpæs.ɜr dɜʔ ɜb ˈdʒɜ. ˈkɜ. ˈɹɵ.lɪ, ˈsɜ. ˈis. ˈis. ˈlu.jis ɜd ˈdʒɜ. ˈwæ. ˈwæ. ˈtɔw.kɜj kɜ.ˈbɪd. ɜ.ˈstwʌd.ɪ, ˈir.ɜʔ ˈiʔ./
<This fedora I'wear so proudly upon my'head is more than just a piece of classy headwear, it symbolizes my'intelligence and enlightenment. Intelligence bestowed upon my by my'hard work and studying, not by some phony god's blessing. Enlightenment brought on by common sense and not listening to what society tells me. Do not listen to the sheeple of this world, there is no all-knowing, all-powerful god that created everything, we'MADE what we'have today. Modern Christianity has only existed for four thousand years, whereas the Earth has been around for over two million years. Christians claim that in order to enter the afterlife and ascend to Heaven, we'need to worship "our'lord and savior Jesus Christ", and go to church every Sunday, the Sabbath, or "holy day". If that is to believed, are we'meant to believe that honest, caring, genuinely good people such as Mahatma Ghandi are rotting in Hell for not worshiping someone's imaginary friend? Explain this, Christians. The very thought of that makes me sick. How can you'believe this kind of garbage? How can anyone? Wake up, people. If you'like reading books, read something by Aryn Rand, not the Bible.
Also, here's a fact for you: The Bible the the best-selling fiction book of all time, with thousands of different versions of it in hundreds of different languages. This work of fiction surpasses that of J. K. Rowling, C. S. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien combined. Astounding, isn't it.>
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.ɔw.sʌw, hjær ɜ fækʔ fæ ju: dɜ bi.bæ dɜ dɜ bisʔ sju.ɪ fiʔ.ʃæ bɔʔ ɜb ɔl tɪ, wit twæ.rɜ.dɝ ɜb di.fʌ.ʔɜʔ bʌj.ʒɝ ɜb iʔ ɪ hɜd.wɜdɝ ɜb di.fæ.ʔɜʔ lʌ.bɜʒ.ɝ. dis wʌjʔ ɜb fiʔ.ʃæ sæ.pæs.ɝ dɜʔ ɜb ʒɜ. kɜ. wɵ.lɪ, sɜ. is. is. lu.jis ɜd ʒɜ. wæ. wæ. tɔw.kɜj kɜ.bɪd. ɜ.stwʌd.ɪ, ir.ɜʔ iʔ./
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ɔw.sɔw, çær ɜ fækʔ fæ jy: dɜ bi.bæ dɜ dɜ bisʔ sjy.əɪ fiʔ.ʃæ bɔʔ ɜb ɔl tɪə, wit twæ.rɜ.dɑ˞ ɜb di.fʌ.ʔɜʔ bɛj.ʒɑ˞ ɜb iʔ ɪə hɜd.wɜdɑ˞ ɜb di.fæ.ʔɜʔ lʌ.bɜʒ.ɑ˞. dis wɛjʔ ɜb fiʔ.ʃæ sæ.pæs.ɑ˞ dɜʔ ɜb ʒɜ. kɜ. wɵ.ləɪ, sɜ. is. is. lu.jis ɜd ʒɜ. wæ. wæ. tɔw.kɛj kɜ.bɪəd. ɜ.stwʌd.əɪ, ir.ɜʔ iʔ./
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ɔw˧sɔw˧, çær˧ ɜ˧ fæk˥ fæ˧ jy:˧ dɜ˧ bi˧bæ˧ dɜ˧ dɜ˧ bis˥ sjy˧əɪ˧ fi˥ʃæ˧ bɔ˥ ɜp˧ ɔl˧ tɪə˧, wit˧ twæ˧rɜ˧dɑ˞˧ ɜp˧ di˧fʌ˧ʔɜ˥ bɛj˧ʒɑ˞˧ ɜp˧ i˥ ɪə˧ hɜt˧wɜdɑ˞˧ ɜp˧ di˧fæ˧ʔɜ˥ lʌ˧bɜʒ˧ɑ˞˧. di˩ wɛj˥ ɜp˧ fi˥ʃæ˧ sæ˧pæ˩ɑ˞˧ dɜ˥ ɜp˧ ʒɜ˧. kɜ˧. wɵ˧ləɪ˧, sɜ˧. i˩. i˩. lu˧ji˩ ɜt˧ ʒɜ˧. wæ˧. wæ˧. tɔw˧kɛj˧ kɜ˧bɪət˧. ɜ˧stwʌt˧əɪ˧, ir˧ɜ˥ i˥./
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ʊ˧sʊ˧, çɛr˧ ə˧ fɛk˥ fɛ˧ jy:˧ də˧ bi˧bɛ˧ də˧ də˧ bis˥ sjy˧ɪ˧ fi˥ʃɛ˧ bo˥ uʔ˧ ol˧ te˧, wit˧ twɛ˧rə˧da˧ uʔ˧ di˧fʌ˧ʔə˥ be˧ʒa˧ uʔ˧ i˥ e˧ hiʔ˧wəda˧ uʔ˧ di˧fɛ˧ʔə˥ lʌ˧bəʒ˧a˧. di˩ we˥ uʔ˧ fi˥ʃɛ˧ sɛ˧pɛ˩a˧ də˥ uʔ˧ ʒə˧. kə˧. wɵ˧lɪ˧, sə˧. i˩. i˩. lu˧ji˩ iʔ˧ ʒə˧. wɛ˧. wɛ˧. tʊ˧ke˧ kə˧bet˧. ə˧stwʌt˧ɪ˧, ir˧ə˥ i˥./
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Re: Game: Let's Reform English
OK, it's getting a bit strained now. Let's start anew...
/ˈkʰɑŋɡɹəs ˈʃəl ˌmeɪk ˈnoʊ ˌlɔ ɹiˈspɛktɪŋ nɪˈstæblɪʃmn̩t əv ɹɪˈlɪd͡ʒn̩, ɔ˞ pʰɹoʊˈhɪbətɪŋ ðə ˈfɹiː ˈɛksɚˌsaɪz ˌðɛˈɹʌv; ɔ˞ əˈbɹɪd͡ʒɪŋ ðə ˈfɹiːdm̩ əv ˈspiːt͡ʃ, ɔ˞ əv ðə ˈpɹɛs; ɔ˞ ðə ˈɹaɪt əv ðə ˈpʰipl̩ ˈpʰiːsəbli tʊ əˈsɛmbl̩, n̩d tə pəˈtɪʃn̩ ðə ˈɡʌvɚmn̩t ˌfɚ ə ɹɪˈdɹɛs əv ˈɡɹivn̩sɨz./
<Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.>
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/ˈkʰɑŋɡɹəs ˈʃəl ˌmeːk ˈnoː ˌlɔ ɹiˈspɛktiŋ niˈstæbliʃmn̩t əv ɹiˈlid͡ʒn̩, ɔ˞ pʰɹoːˈhibətiŋ ðə ˈfɹiː ˈɛksɚˌsɛːz ˌðɛˈɹʌv; ɔ˞ əˈbɹid͡ʒiŋ ðə ˈfɹiːdm̩ əv ˈspiːt͡ʃ, ɔ˞ əv ðə ˈpɹɛs; ɔ˞ ðə ˈɹɛːt əv ðə ˈpʰiplə ˈpʰiːsəbli tu əˈsɛmblə, n̩d tə pəˈtiʃn̩ ðə ˈɡʌvɚmn̩t ˌfɚ ə ɹiˈdɹɛs əv ˈɡɹivn̩sɨz./
/ˈkʰɑŋɡɹəs ˈʃəl ˌmeɪk ˈnoʊ ˌlɔ ɹiˈspɛktɪŋ nɪˈstæblɪʃmn̩t əv ɹɪˈlɪd͡ʒn̩, ɔ˞ pʰɹoʊˈhɪbətɪŋ ðə ˈfɹiː ˈɛksɚˌsaɪz ˌðɛˈɹʌv; ɔ˞ əˈbɹɪd͡ʒɪŋ ðə ˈfɹiːdm̩ əv ˈspiːt͡ʃ, ɔ˞ əv ðə ˈpɹɛs; ɔ˞ ðə ˈɹaɪt əv ðə ˈpʰipl̩ ˈpʰiːsəbli tʊ əˈsɛmbl̩, n̩d tə pəˈtɪʃn̩ ðə ˈɡʌvɚmn̩t ˌfɚ ə ɹɪˈdɹɛs əv ˈɡɹivn̩sɨz./
<Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.>
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- Chain shift: ʌ a, æ ɛ e.
- Alveolars are retracted and assibilated before a rhotic consonant or vowel.
- V Vː / _ŋ
<Congress shall make no law respecting n'establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.>
-_-_Aftovota_-_-
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