Other nicknames (including good stories, if you have any): Lord of the Midnight Striptease (drunkenness and sleep after a Lacuna Coil gig), Spar Jesus (long hair, moustache, beard, work in a Spar shop) and Hubby, by my ex-wife's best friend.
Birthplace: Norwich, UK
Place of residence: North Yorkshire, UK
Any particular reason you live there now? A series of unfortunate events that led me to moving back in with family
Occupation: "Sales assistant"
Pets (+5 extra credit if you provide photographic evidence): A own a nine-year-old Bearded Dragon called His Holiness (or Benny for short) and two-year-old Royal Python called Svafnir.
Politics: More or less a democratic socialist.
Height: 5'6" / 167.64cm
Weight: 15st / 210lbs / 95.25 kg
Shoe size: UK 9 / EU 43 / US 10
Blood type: O+
Languages (including level of fluency!)
Native language(s): English
Other languages: Introductory level understanding of German and Russian (mostly through lack of practice since GCSE) and I'm currently (and slowly) trying to learn Icelandic. After that it's all a cursory understanding of phonology and morphology of a handful of languages but no retention of syntax or vocabulary.
Your conlangs: Proto-Sirdic, Proto-Skawlas, Lesi Kirra and few others in the works, but nothing much overall.
Natlangs or conlangs you have interest in but have never actually learned any of aside from maybe reading a paper on it once: I found Novegradian and Alashian quite interesting, but mostly look at them as a kind of "oo, look what you can do" sort of thing.
Favourites - only 1 each!
Favourite language: Ooo, right now, Icelandic.
Favourite colour: Black
Favourite food: House Special Fried Rice from the Chinese take away one town over.
Favourite drink: Pepsi Max
Favourite animal: My snake at the moment
Favourite sport: Rugby
Favourite book: Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett (I have a lot of time for Death)
Favourite movie: Serenity
Favourite video game: Medieval II: Total War
Favourite non-video game: Cards Against Humanity