The Official ZBB Quote Thread

bi · Post by bi » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:42 am

¡Papapishu! wrote:Can I just say that I hate it when people complain about villains who aren't present? It's like a straw-man sex doll. But unlike sex dolls, it makes you stupid.

finlay · Post by **finlay** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:46 am

Khang wrote:
Zomp, the only opinion that matters here wrote:Still, the board is not the place to try out your shock comic act.
color, size and boldness added for effect

What's so funny about this? Are you just spamming the board with anti-mr-saturday sentiment or something?

masako · Post by **masako** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:24 am

finlay · Post by **finlay** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:15 am

Khang wrote:Does it have to be funny to go in this thread?

YES IT DOES!!!

Silly boy.

Neek · Post by **Neek** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:19 pm

Khang wrote:Does it have to be funny to go in this thread?

I thought it significant and quote worthy. I don't see how quoting this is specific to any particular member.

No... no, a significant quote can be preserved. It's... well, how do I put this? Your choice of a quote is nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt to further push your Anti-Sam Agenda. It wouldn't be so imperceptible had you not formatted it. Red, the color of aggression and urgency, like a stop sign. The letters big and bold, so our eyes will see it naturally first. Had you not formatted, your little annotation would've still done it.

So, to put it simply,

Neek wrote:[!\_O\] The board is not the place to try out your Anti-Sam agenda lol.

LinguistCat · Post by **LinguistCat** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:46 pm

^,-,^ wrote:NO ONE REALLY CARES!~,-,~;

aanimo · Post by **aanimo** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:57 pm

vampyre_smiles wrote:
^,-,^ wrote:~

A squiggly! It must be lonely without its nasal

masako · Post by **masako** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:37 pm

goneriku · Post by **goneriku** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:32 pm

aanimo wrote:
vampyre_smiles wrote:
^,-,^ wrote:~
A squiggly! It must be lonely without its nasal

Kuh-five · Post by **Kuh-five** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:52 pm

<Feijuada> NUKLEAR POWER WILL BOLE UPP THE WORLD IF WE JUS HAEV ENUF WINDMILS WE WONT NEAD AANY MOAR POWAR PLANTSS
<neek> WAIT.
<neek> IF WE HAEV 2 MENNEE WINDMILSL, WONT DAT PUHS THE ARTH AWYWA DA SUNN?

Kuh-five · Post by **Kuh-five** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:15 pm

<goneriku> On the rag?
<goneriku> What does that mean?

masako · Post by **masako** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:34 pm

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:46 pm

leonsherlock wrote:Multiple Vaginas? MULTIPLE VAGINAS?????????? 0_0

From Imralu's "I got a boob job" thread in Ephemera.

Dewrad · Post by **Dewrad** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:39 pm

Joecool wrote:Concerning the Aramaic Greek thing you were talking about, Since Greek is so different from English, it is actually more accurate to translate from Greek to Aramaic to English.

Shit me but that's funny

Space Dracula · Post by **Space Dracula** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:20 am

Dewrad wrote:
Joecool wrote:Concerning the Aramaic Greek thing you were talking about, Since Greek is so different from English, it is actually more accurate to translate from Greek to Aramaic to English.
Shit me but that's funny

I maintain that Joecool is some kind of elaborate joke.

Lleu · Post by **Lleu** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:48 am

Imralu wrote:
Ink Pudding wrote:In Zulu there's an onomatopoeic word for "jabbing at the eyes", which is nhlo (xhokolizi).
How is that onomatopoeic? Hmm ... I guess I've never really listened to carefully while jabbing eyes ... I get too excited by the blood and the screaming to pay attention to much else ...

Here.

masako · Post by **masako** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:15 pm

Imralu · Post by **Imralu** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:56 pm

Gomer Kyle wrote: Wow, that sounds a little like a rant. Here are a few random smiley's to lighten the mood.

Oh if only it were always that easy ...

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:19 pm

jmcd wrote:the child comes out the womb via cunt(or at least in that region).

From here.

Ulrike Meinhof · Post by **Ulrike Meinhof** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:16 pm

Matt wrote:
jmcd wrote:the child comes out the womb via cunt(or at least in that region).
From here.

Wycoval · Post by **Wycoval** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:26 pm

Serali wrote:If there is a script in the works me and Khang would like to see it when you're done with it.

Sorry, but that's just funny. I'm not picking on you, Serali.

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:06 am

Tsiasuk-Pron wrote:I've heard of having a good vowel movement but your language has a really bad case of diaresis!

From here.

Dewrad · Post by **Dewrad** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:08 am

How to lose your credibility in one easy sentence:

Hexalthermian wrote:I'm relatively sure i could beat about 95% of the people on this board to a screaming pulp.

goneriku · Post by **goneriku** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:25 am

Where from?

Dewrad · Post by **Dewrad** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:22 am

goneriku wrote:Where from?

Here.