Seahorses, I Love 'Em (& other Links of Interest)

[Aurora Rossa]

Radical Jewish newspaper photoshops Hillary Clinton and another woman out of White House photo.

Not sure I understand Jewish law very well. Apart from anything else, I've never heard Miekko, the resident expert on Orthodox Judaism, mention anything that would make that picture objectionable.

[Viktor77]

Radical Jewish newspaper photoshops Hillary Clinton and another woman out of White House photo.

Not sure I understand Jewish law very well. Apart from anything else, I've never heard Miekko, the resident expert on Orthodox Judaism, mention anything that would make that picture objectionable.

This isn't standard Jewish law, it's some radical sect.

[Shrdlu]

http://unreasonablydangerousonionrings. ... han-i.html

Haha, I remember seeing that locum adversitment in a subway car. Didn't reflect much over it at that time, though.

[Rui]

So China has not only a one-child policy, but...

[Viktor77]

Princess Beatrice's ridiculously awesome fascinator/hat is available for sale on ebay! And for only about 30,000 dollars!

[Neek]

Radical Jewish newspaper photoshops Hillary Clinton and another woman out of White House photo.

Not sure I understand Jewish law very well. Apart from anything else, I've never heard Miekko, the resident expert on Orthodox Judaism, mention anything that would make that picture objectionable.

I know this is a late-come response, but there was an underlying reason for this: They cannot print any images that are sexually suggestive. How Hilary Clinton among a group of men is sexually suggestive is beyond me (and most of the rational world), but it happened.

[dhok]

Endless Euphemism Generator. Now you can explore the bunny... or slap the trouser elves... or visiting the sacred pudding. The list goes on and on.

[jal]

Now you can explore the bunny

You're only saying that because you are driving the limp ferret, not to mention shampooing the venison!


JAL

[Shrdlu]

Now you can explore the bunny

You're only saying that because you are driving the limp ferret, not to mention shampooing the venison!


JAL

and pillaging the emperor!

[jal]

and pillaging the emperor!

Yeah, but as long as you're not slapping the wicked bunny, there's no need to cook the slimy badger!


JAL

[Aurora Rossa]

Endless Euphemism Generator. Now you can explore the bunny... or slap the trouser elves... or visiting the sacred pudding. The list goes on and on.

Excellent. This should prove most useful given the intensely conservative and stultified atmosphere around here. I can finally discuss those topics too taboo to mention openly around here.

[MisterBernie]

Well, nobody needs to know what you did when you spent an afternoon negotiating the teapot.

[Aurora Rossa]

Yes, and I know at least some people, regardless of their professed beliefs, have been pounding the chocolate mushroom.

[MisterBernie]

pounding the chocolate mushroom.

...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

[Lyhoko Leaci]

Do you really need to keep twirling the sweet potatoes while paddling the polka?

[Viktor77]

Endless Euphemism Generator. Now you can explore the bunny... or slap the trouser elves... or visiting the sacred pudding. The list goes on and on.

Excellent. This should prove most useful given the intensely conservative and stultified atmosphere around here. I can finally discuss those topics too taboo to mention openly around here.

This is brill!

She retired to her room to polish the cheese!

The two men were shaking the pimientos!

[Shrdlu]

... Instead, she spent the night alone, going to town on the ham pencil.

[Risla]

The guy next to me on the bus was spiking the proverbial chutney.

[Shrdlu]

Of course, back in my day we called it initiating the wife's little vicar.

[Aurora Rossa]

We should write an entire movie where the dialog consists of these unintelligible euphemisms. We could call it Frosting the Spanish Headlight.

[jal]

Yeah, just as long as I don't need to pinch the internal wombat, I'll be happy to tweak the polka!


JAL

[Nortaneous]

Go double-park a snake.

[Shrdlu]

We should write an entire movie where the dialog consists of these unintelligible euphemisms. We could call it Frosting the Spanish Headlight.

This unique and colorful custom is referred to as boarding the sly wookie.

[TomHChappell]

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[Shrdlu]

That.
Is.
Funny.

You should have seen your face! You looked like you were catching the bucket.