ZBB member photos, part 5. (Something for the weekend, sir?)

[Astraios]

I thought it was funny.

[Simmalti]

/ˈsano:/

/ɪn'sano:/

fixed

[linguoboy]

Being searched by a security guard wearing an Invisibility Cloak?

Discussing where to hang pictures on a newly painted wall.

That is seriously like ten times gayer than the artsy nude shots I posted.

[Astraios]

That is seriously like ten times gayer than the artsy nude shots I posted.

Unless he's being ordered around by a nagging wife.

[linguoboy]

That is seriously like ten times gayer than the artsy nude shots I posted.

Unless he's being ordered around by a nagging wife.

She's not in the shot, is she?

[masako]

That is seriously like ten times gayer than the artsy nude shots I posted.

Unless he's being ordered around by a nagging wife.

She's not in the shot, is she?

She took it though.

[linguoboy]

She's not in the shot, is she?

She took it though.

I'll just bet she did.

[masako]

She took it though.

I'll just bet she did.

Yes...several times, in fact.

[linguoboy]

She took it though.

I'll just bet she did.

Yes...several times, in fact.

Hmm, sounds like someone's got something to prove...

[masako]

Hmm, sounds like someone's got something to prove...

That she likes taking photos?

[patiku]

Sano you need to get some covers for those plugs. It makes your house look messy and you really should start thinking about your daughter's safety.

[masako]

Sano you need to get some covers for those plugs. It makes your house look messy and you really should start thinking about your daughter's safety.

Yeah...the covers were put back on about 20 minutes after that photo was taken, but thanks for your heartfelt concern.

P.S. They're called "outlets"...the "plugs" are what go into them.

[Io]

If one would "tap" someone, understanding tap as have sex with someone with gay abandon, isn't it kind of a description of one's sexual orientation?

No, it just means how fucking retarded all those attempts to categorise people are. If I'd tap a ginger an I ginger-sexual? If I'd tap a black am I a black-sexual? You'd tap a 12-year-old that looks a lot more developed and mature than any 12-year-old I can think of and in fact doesn't look 12 at all, does that make you paedo-sexual? This is all fucking retarded. Not that there aren't sexualities as such, it's the desperate attempts people make to squeeze others into one or another narrow category.

[King of My Own Niche]

I agree with Io. I am a completely straight, heterosexual male, but sometimes I look at guys like Justin Timberlake, or Tab Benoit, and think "Dang! He looks good! If I were female...". Does that make me bi? Or gay? Nope. Because no matter what other people may define those categories as, only I (and perhaps my sexual partner) know what really turns me on. And no matter how good JT looks, or how powerful Tab's five 'o clock shadow is today: I like boobs.

And that's all there is to it.

[patiku]

I'd tap Justin Bieber.

[Torco]

Yeah, mr. Io seems to be right on. The whole X-sexual thing is retarded. I'm a person... with a penis... which gets hard under certain conditions certainly not simple enough to reduce to "gay-straight-bi" categories. fuck sexual orientations.

This sounds exceedingly hippie, but it's as reasonable as "fuck the atheist-theist thing, it's really more complicated than that" argument.

[dhok]

Torco, you're just in a state of perpetual horniness.

[Astraios]

Torco, you're just in a state of perpetual horniness.

So am I, but I fail to see what that has to do with it...

[Torco]

Torco, you're just in a state of perpetual horniness.

Not really... but yeah, probably more often than regular folk

[MisterBernie]

Not really... but yeah, probably more often than regular folk

Somehow, about two thirds of people I know assume they are hornier than most. So this either falls straight into "I am certain I am above average in regards to my sexual prowess!"-myth territory, or otherwise warrants SCIENTIFIC! investigation.
Y'know, with labcoats and shit.

[Viktor77]

Not really... but yeah, probably more often than regular folk

Somehow, about two thirds of people I know assume they are hornier than most. So this either falls straight into "I am certain I am above average in regards to my sexual prowess!"-myth territory, or otherwise warrants SCIENTIFIC! investigation.
Y'know, with labcoats and shit.

I had a friend who was diagnosed with "hyper horniness" or some BS.

[finlay]

I'm a bit horny today. I don't really have a decent outlet for it though – far too shy to try and solicit sex on or off the internet...

[MisterBernie]

Eh, most of the time, it's hardly not really worth the train fare/gas money/calories burned while walking there.

...a friend told me.

[Astraios]

Eh, most of the time, it's hardly not really worth the train fare/gas money/calories burned while walking there.

But sometimes you get lucky and a Spanish illegal immigrant gives you the best sex you've ever had.

[Viktor77]

Eh, most of the time, it's hardly not really worth the train fare/gas money/calories burned while walking there.

But sometimes you get lucky and a Spanish illegal immigrant gives you the best sex you've ever had.

I don't remember him being illegal?