Emperor Charles V wrote:
I'm not gay, my girlfriend is not a "beard." HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS I fact I'm pretty happy with her. I AM A DICK MANGLER LIKE THE WORLD HAD YET TO WITNESS Tomorrow is our sixth month anniversary! EVEN NOW THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM IS USING ME AS THEIR DESIGNATED SEX TOY, FOR HOURS AT ONCE We're going to celebrate over the weekend.COMPARED TO WHAT HAPPENS TO MY ASS DAILY IN THE LOCKER ROOM, AN ANCIENT GREEK ORGY LOOKS LIKE WHAT A WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH RALLY WOULD LOOK LIKE IF WESTBORO BAPTISM WAS THE DOMINANT RELIGION IN AMERICA, BY WHICH I MEAN THAT MY ASS HAS SEEN MORE WESTERN PENIS THAN ANY VIETNAMESE PROSTITUTE LIVING BETWEEN 1946 AND 1975 WOULD HAVE SEEN IF VIETNAM WAS IN ARIZONA AND ARIZONA WAS IN FRANCE
I am most perplexed, good sir, for in spite of your iterated assertions that you indeed strictly adhere to the normatively dominant form of human sexuality, my astute reader's mind cannot help but feel the presence of some disturbing subtext in your speech.
I'm sorry for blowing the lid, but it was hilarious. note to posterity: the smalltext was added by Legion as a joke. And of course I'm going to add an easter egg in a post about easter eggs what did you think
Purple Wyrm wrote:Making the diacritics actually mean something is an idea that (embarrassingly) never occurred to me. I guess that comes from only speaking a language that doesn't use them.
So, when you added circumflexes, were you thinking "Nice little hat" or "weapon of inter-orthographic warfare"? If it's the latter, after all that warring, where are you going to bury the dead languages?
Solarius wrote:
I always though grave accents were better rockets.
I always thought carons where better mousetraps, and tried to build them. Then the world came knocking on my door, and I needed a grave accent to escape. True story, I made it up!
Zain pazitovcor, sio? Sio, tovcor.
You can't read that, right? Yes, it says that.
Shinali Sishi wrote:"Have I spoken unclearly? I meant electric catfish not electric onions."
Xephyr wrote:You seem like a pretty cool dude. Let's be friends.
Thank you. Though, through the years, I've found people like me more for my Dravidian languages than for my personality.
Simmalti in his introduction thread also said the same thing, that he found people on forums liked him more because he was a native speaker of Maltese than anything else.
And be a jock and never use the P-WORD
I mean, the p-word is pretty p-word....
Warning: Recovering bilingual, attempting trilinguaility. Knowledge of French left behind in childhood. Currently repairing bilinguality. Repair stalled. Above content may be a touch off.
