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Legion wrote:
Emperor Charles V wrote: I'm not gay, my girlfriend is not a "beard." HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS I fact I'm pretty happy with her. I AM A DICK MANGLER LIKE THE WORLD HAD YET TO WITNESS Tomorrow is our sixth month anniversary! EVEN NOW THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM IS USING ME AS THEIR DESIGNATED SEX TOY, FOR HOURS AT ONCE We're going to celebrate over the weekend.COMPARED TO WHAT HAPPENS TO MY ASS DAILY IN THE LOCKER ROOM, AN ANCIENT GREEK ORGY LOOKS LIKE WHAT A WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH RALLY WOULD LOOK LIKE IF WESTBORO BAPTISM WAS THE DOMINANT RELIGION IN AMERICA, BY WHICH I MEAN THAT MY ASS HAS SEEN MORE WESTERN PENIS THAN ANY VIETNAMESE PROSTITUTE LIVING BETWEEN 1946 AND 1975 WOULD HAVE SEEN IF VIETNAM WAS IN ARIZONA AND ARIZONA WAS IN FRANCE
I am most perplexed, good sir, for in spite of your iterated assertions that you indeed strictly adhere to the normatively dominant form of human sexuality, my astute reader's mind cannot help but feel the presence of some disturbing subtext in your speech.
I'm sorry for blowing the lid, but it was hilarious.
note to posterity: the smalltext was added by Legion as a joke. And of course I'm going to add an easter egg in a post about easter eggs what did you think

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Astraios wrote:
Vuvgangujunga wrote:Or is it "pure" as in it practices abstinence from hot language on language action?
Certainly not, Romanian's a whore. It's had Hungarian and Slavic and Romani as well as that filthy old Balkan substratum.
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Vuvgangujunga wrote:
Purple Wyrm wrote:Making the diacritics actually mean something is an idea that (embarrassingly) never occurred to me. I guess that comes from only speaking a language that doesn't use them.
So, when you added circumflexes, were you thinking "Nice little hat" or "weapon of inter-orthographic warfare"? If it's the latter, after all that warring, where are you going to bury the dead languages?

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Vuvgangujunga wrote:
Solarius wrote: I always though grave accents were better rockets.
I always thought carons where better mousetraps, and tried to build them. Then the world came knocking on my door, and I needed a grave accent to escape. True story, I made it up!
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Lyra wrote:
Emperor Charles V wrote:
Vuvgangujunga wrote:
Emperor Charles V wrote:
You forgot the "fifth by that name." Please don't confuse me with all the other Charles.
So as not to offend other Charles?
I mean the other Charles that were Holy Roman Emperors who are Charles I, Charles II, Charles III, Charles IV, Charles VI and Charles VII.
Fun Fact: King Charles (Carl/Karl) 7 of Sweden was actually the first king of Sweden to be named that. Same thing goes with Charles 8, Charles 9, etc.
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Same thing? What, they were all the first?

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Chuma wrote:Same thing? What, they were all the first?
I meant as in Charles 8 was really Charles 2 and Charles 9 was really Charles 3, etc.
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Torco wrote:earplug, man, they're called earplugs en inglés. and yeah, I'd probablemente do that.
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until on peut entender 号 riure

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Torco wrote:
I do not think that means what you think it means

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fuck, you're right. I meant bu, 不
Torco should have wrote:until on peut entender 不 riure

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Torco wrote:fuck, you're right. I meant bu, 不
More likely 別 bié ("don't").

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linguoboy wrote:
Torco wrote:fuck, you're right. I meant bu, 不
More likely 別 bié ("don't").
Or I could have gone with until on peut entender 步 riure

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Timur wrote:Impersonating cripples.
Like a Charles. 8)

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Ša-Par-Artavak wrote:Your greatest fear? Did you touch a tarantula? Climb a tree? Turn the night-light out for an hour?
Sorry Yiuel, an untasteful joke. But it was funneh.
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Jana Masala wrote:
Xephyr wrote:You seem like a pretty cool dude. Let's be friends.
Thank you. Though, through the years, I've found people like me more for my Dravidian languages than for my personality.

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Shm Jay wrote:
Jana Masala wrote:
Xephyr wrote:You seem like a pretty cool dude. Let's be friends.
Thank you. Though, through the years, I've found people like me more for my Dravidian languages than for my personality.
Simmalti in his introduction thread also said the same thing, that he found people on forums liked him more because he was a native speaker of Maltese than anything else. :P

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Here is the secret of popularity on this board: speak an obscure language (or at least, one obscure to the average Westerner).

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aw, I thought it was "be descended from royalty and have a hot girlfriend"
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And be a jock and never use the P-WORD
I mean, the p-word is pretty p-word....
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The girlfriend doesn't even have to be real, if you say it's your 6 month anniversary enough times people will believe you.

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Torco wrote:fuck my nostrils with a saguaro!

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i thought you might appreciate that one

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I thought it was hilarious. xD

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well paint me red and shove a crowbar up my nose

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